Bonced 

Being extremely high or stoned on the lords good 'erb

Person 1: How are you man?
Person 2: Man im so bonced.

Bonced by Jason ambrose not really lol December 26, 2011

Bonced 

When someone hits you on your bonce

Oi mate, be a cheeky boi again and you're getting bonced

Bonced by EldyBoi October 12, 2022

über boned 

Royally screwed, significantly fucked, boned in the ass, so screwed, shafted, totally fucked

Those guys are either going to kill you or use you as bait, either way you're über boned.

über boned by RyNb83 February 4, 2014

Ponce de Le-bóned 

When you receive bogus directions from a person that claims to know shortcuts or doesn’t understand basic geography.

Derived from Ponce de León from the famous Spanish Explorer.

Example 1:
Why weren’t you at the party last night?

I received some bogus directions and ended up on what looked like the set of “Deliverance”

Dude, you got Ponce de Le-bóned big time

Example 2:
Hey guys is that the Atlantic Ocean?

Ummm no I can see our hotel and I’m pretty sure we aren’t staying in Portugal. I’m also pretty sure the bridge we took an hour ago that took 3 minutes to cross isn’t trans-Atlantic.

Never get take directions from that guy. If you do you’re asking to be Ponce de Le-bóned

Ponce de Le-bóned by Catman - 63 October 28, 2013

we're boned 

to be screwed. (not sexually)
To be said in a F.U.B.A.R. situation.

fry "i'll fly the ship"
bender "we're boned."

we're boned by castle May 24, 2006

bonedeath 

near death experience or fracturing of bones.

"That wipeout was BONEDEATH!!!!"

bonedeath by nat & emma March 30, 2009

Bonedog 

When the shaft of a penis slides between the buttock's cheeks whilst avoiding penetration.

"I'd love a bonedog in the morning"

Bonedog by horny seeker February 21, 2021