Midnight Milky Way Blumpkin

Also know as the "Nasky Special," the Midnight Milky Way Blumpkin is when you receive a blow job while taking a shit, the person who is giving the oral sex puts their hands between the legs of the recipient and catches the defecation. Once the recipient finishes, the person will proceed to mix the cum in his mouth with the fecal matter resembling a Milky Way Midnight Candy Bar.

Oh dude Nick gave me the best Midnight Milky Way Blumpkin last night at the Rugby House, it rocked my socks off!

Midnight Milky Way Blumpkin by TheOriginalRugbyBoi69 October 16, 2012

Reverse Female Blumpkin 

The act of a male eating a female's vagina out while he is defecating. Usually the female will climb and use the toilet for leverage.

"Last night, John got a reverse female Blumpkin during his daily shit. She was gettin up all over him!"

Reverse Female Blumpkin by maxreboband September 7, 2016

The Porta Potty Blumpkin 

When one receives fellatio while defecating in a portable restroom or other rustic lavatory.

While at the Grateful Dead Concert, Hoover gave me The Porta Potty Blumpkin, also known as a hippie blowie shitbomb.

The Porta Potty Blumpkin by Incontenencia Buttocks May 22, 2018

Double Donkey Blumpkin 

A double donkey blumpkin is a sexual act wherein two men sit on toilets facing each other, and recieve fellatio as they evacuate their bowls. Both men should climax simultaneously, and at the moment of climax punch their partner in the occipital lobe as hard as possible.

Rex, Jan, Jill and I had a Double Donkey Blumpkin party last night... it was a mess, there's shit everywhere.

Double Donkey Blumpkin by Dr. Hotte Karl June 22, 2010

platypus-vagina blumpkin 

The origins of this blumpkin is debated by scholars. Dr L Funkenstein of New York's Blumpkin Institute believes it had its origins with the aboriganees of Australia. While taking a squat in the creeks of Australia and being serviced by their significant other the vaginal lips became enlarged and turned blue because of the coldness of the water. This resembled the bill of the duck billed platypus. Hence the name platypus-vagina blumpkin.

Uch tat nich far platypus-vagina blumpkin.

Translation from Aboriganee: Holy shit, look at the size of that platypus-vagina blumpkin.

platypus-vagina blumpkin by Niggity Nate August 10, 2006

Jujy Fruit Blumpkin 

A derivative of the royal blumpkin. While one girl blows you, you shit in another girl's mouth but instead of her swallowing your dookie (like a royal blumpkin), she chews your shit, thus leaving shit in her teeth like she ate a jujy fruit. In order to clean her teeth of your shit, you piss in her mouth.

I thought she just wanted a royal blumpkin but the ho loved the jujy fruit blumpkin. Better check for cavitites.

Jujy Fruit Blumpkin by Mr_Jones February 2, 2007

Jujy Fruit Blumpkin 

A derivative of the blumpkin. While one girl blows you, you shit in another girl's mouth but instead of her swallowing your dookie, she chews your shit, thus leaving shit in her teeth like she ate a jujy fruit. In order to clean her teeth of your shit, you piss in her mouth.

I thought she just wanted a royal blumpkin but the ho loved the jujy fruit blumpkin. Better check for cavitites.

Jujy Fruit Blumpkin by Mr_Jones February 3, 2007