pig in a blanket 

when a bitches titty so flat you gotta wrap one around your hog to titfuck her.

Man, I Was so excited to tit fuck this girl last night but when she took her bra off, droop city! Had to give her a pig in a blanket.

pig in a blanket by Schmutz1g February 28, 2021

Pigs in a Twaron Blanket 

Slang for heavily armed policemen

“Look out! Pigs in a Twaron Blanket”

Pigs in a Twaron Blanket by SuperBaseAce1234 March 7, 2021

Food on a blanket 

A picnic but without the word sounding weird

Let’s go have some food on a blanket!

Food on a blanket by Superandrew1 June 1, 2021

Guinea Pig in a Blanket 

A woman who is used by virgins and sexually inexperienced males in order to learn how to satisfy another woman.

Prom is next week, and I don't know if my blow-up doll serves as an adequate Guinea Pig in a Blanket.

Guinea Pig in a Blanket by Arnie Grape June 20, 2021

Pig in a blanket 

When you have sex with a fat woman and keep it on the down low

"Fletcher, did you fuck a pig in a blanket"
"No i didn't fuck Mckenzie"

Pig in a blanket by peterparkerspedo August 8, 2021

New zealand Blanket 

When two people are doing a sex and the person on top breaks into a full-on Haka

I met my tinder date at a rugby match and she took me back to her place later for a little fun and a New Zealand Blanket. Talk about dinner and a show.

New zealand Blanket by OhNoSnortChamp October 20, 2021

Measles covered blanket 

When an English girl shits on your chest and brings you bean toast in bed

I gave johnathan a mean measles covered blanket this morning before I left for work.

Measles covered blanket by FBS69 January 6, 2022