Pigs in a Blanket

When two or more people engaging in intercourse defecate in the bed and continue to have sex under the sheets.

Last weekend at the party Julia and John were going to use one of the rooms, but walked into three pigs in a blanket.

The two left immediately with their noses scarred with the smell of pastures.

by Harry Scrotter April 20, 2019

blanket fin

A fold or bit of blanket forming a "fin" shape

Snuggle Partner #1 "Is that shark in our bed?!"

Snuggle Partner #2 "No, it's just a blanket fin."

Snuggle Partner #1 "Wheww! Close one..."

by lil-nugget February 5, 2013

blanket rack

A girl that’s always cold .. you know she sitting there cold as fuck that is not participating in the conversation

Why are you always a blanket rack

by Jlo2 August 25, 2018

New hampshire blanket

When you mix pubes and dryer lint to start a fire

Paul mixes his pubes and lint to make a new hampshire blanket

by panheaddan November 15, 2023

Alpaca Blanket

When you cum on her back, shave your head, throw your shavings on the cum, then spit.

If you alpaca blanket again, I’m leaving.

Are you cold? I can give you an alpaca blanket?

by TheRealFlow November 11, 2022

blanket

take wind from the sails of (another craft) by passing to windward.

The experienced sailor skillfully blanketed the slower yacht, depriving it of wind and securing a clear path to the finish line.

by Arminkshipper July 30, 2024

Blanket Hornpipe

The amorous congress; sex

From the 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue

They were doing the blanket hornpipe last night.

by literaryvictorianpirate May 10, 2025