Baby bat

A derogatory term for those wannabe Gothics who are only familiar with the superficial aspects of the culture. They may do their makeup horribly and only listen to the most popular of the goth bands. They are mostly the younger kids going through a phase and trying to look cool. However people tend to fling this label at anyone they don't like. A lot of people prefer not to use the label because it implies a "more gothic than thou" attitude.

He says he's goth, but we all know he's just another baby bat.

by SPectrumTopHat June 22, 2010

Liver Bat

A penis that is large enough to hit her in the guts.

1. Mandingo
2. She can't get enough of this liver bat.

by UpliftedMoFo April 29, 2010

Sparkle-bat

(noun) A term used for character-references to the fictional character of "Edward Cullen" of the Twilight Series books and films by the American author Stephenie Meyer. a Derogatory term to describe a person or object, while referred to as being as such, has none of the typical characteristics, or fails at being a symbol of its/their stereotype, generally in a negative or condescending way. Effectively being a parody, or weak/poor imitation of the genuine.

Edward is a Sparkle-bat... Alucard is a Vampire.

"That's not a Wii-console... its a cheap Sparkle-bat version."

by nomad440 February 19, 2012

Fat Bat

Pertaining to a person of high quality, fatness and laziness when under the stimulation of marijuana. Typically found living with one parent and can only smoke dutch’s as they are too weak for bong rips.

Mom: Jake has been smoking all day, how come?
Jack: He’s being a Fat Bat, don’t worry mom he’ll be fine

by HolyChonger December 4, 2017

Bologna Bat

Male genitals (specifically the phallus). Named for the penis shaft's uncanny, yet meaty, resemblance to a club or a bat.

Yeah baby, you better take that bologna bat and knock this pussy out the park!

by Nelsum July 26, 2019

Home-Run Bat

Possibly the most useful item in the Super Smash Bros. series. It can send an opponent flying off the stage, yet only do 25%. If an opponent has over 20-30% damage, the bat will kill them. Can also be thrown and do quite a bit of damage. Mostly used in Home-Run contest but is also used in multiplayer.

1- shit that home-run bat killed all three opponents!
2- ima home-run bat yo ass.

by MaximumOverdrive January 20, 2009

Therapeutic Baseball Bat

A special Baseball Bat that can be used to solve any problem in any situation. The mob first invented this amazing tool years ago when they were having financial troubles. It helped them and it can help you.

The Therapeutic Baseball Bat; an amazing tool that can solve any problem. Annoying sibling, animal, boss, mother-in-law or ex-wife? Not anymore, guaranteed to fix all your problems or one can be used to fix you!

Wow Joe, you're right! After liberal application of your Therapeutic Baseball Bat, my mom shut up, my ex wife is gone and my boss is giving me a raise!

by Zanasabitch October 19, 2010