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Sparkle-bat 

(noun) A term used for character-references to the fictional character of "Edward Cullen" of the Twilight Series books and films by the American author Stephenie Meyer. a Derogatory term to describe a person or object, while referred to as being as such, has none of the typical characteristics, or fails at being a symbol of its/their stereotype, generally in a negative or condescending way. Effectively being a parody, or weak/poor imitation of the genuine.
Edward is a Sparkle-bat... Alucard is a Vampire.

"That's not a Wii-console... its a cheap Sparkle-bat version."
Sparkle-bat by nomad440 February 19, 2012
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sparklebitch 

adjective
an annoying, bratty girl who likes glitter, and the color pink, and small dogs. usually either a total slut, or a total prude. goes shopping a lot. often blond
what a sparklebitch
sparklebitch by notabarbie:) December 3, 2010

SparkleBot

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SparkleBot by Gerblacta November 20, 2019

sparklebutt 

One who's gluteus maximus glitters.
"Did you know that she has sparklebutt! It's so bright I have to wear my sunglasses!
sparklebutt by Kira June 13, 2004

Sparklebitch 

Sparklebitch is the definition of a gay male, often people called Joakim. This guy has abnormally sparkly hands and skin in general.
sparklebitch!
what did you say?
you heard me, Joakim, Sparklebitch!
oh snap
Sparklebitch by Wickedness1337 December 2, 2010