Bass

Bass= Back+Ass, One continuous part of the body. When you a see a girl out and she has a flat ass that is parallel to her back, so it is one continuous surface then curves in to adjoin the leg. It is the flattest of the flat asses. It is a travesty in nature because of it lacking visual appeal. This happens on all sorts of women, it is similar to the bad teeth effect and it can happen to the best and the worst women.

Yes that girl is attractive but she has a Bass. You know from her neck down to where her butt stops at her leg sort of looks like the letter J.

by ColintheNomad October 4, 2011

Bass

/bæss/

Noun: bass; Plural noun: basses
1. The common british freshwater guitar.

John was going to play his bass, however, it escaped.

by M E G A C H O N K E R October 14, 2020

Ernest T. Bass

Hillbilly type. Ernest T. Bass ‘It’s me, it’s me, it’s Ernest T.’ Andy Griffith Show

Ernest T. Bass is a hillbilly. As played by Howard Morris on the Andy Griffith Show.

by GonzoJhawk August 17, 2022

bass clarinet

Eating a man's ass while giving him a handjob. A rusty clarinet in a "lower register."

My baby plays a mean bass clarinet.

by Bcmusic July 30, 2025

Calico Bass

An fish that is always too short to take home.

If you’re lucky enough to get a Calico Bass 14 inches it’ll be a pretty tasty meal.

by blabpth July 29, 2018

Bass Cannon

A large cannon, typically wielded by a pony DJ, That uses high frequency noise and extremely fast paced bass to carve out large areas of land that people ( or ponies ) that pissed them off recently stood on.

Damn, Did you see that jackass cranky get obliterated by that bass cannon?

by Mr. Dr. Prof. Phil July 10, 2016

Damn Bass Stereo

A stereo system that makes good 'noise' especially to the bass end. Good enough to make a listener forget the slight homophone simillarity between 'damb ass' and 'damn bass' and just scream "...damn bass stereo, baby!"

"Trap traps me inside that damn bass stereo I bought"

by Lil Ted April 18, 2018