I saw the Girl Fight video by Brook Valentine for the first time in a few years and experienced some breastalgia.
by castorjay September 12, 2011
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That girls rack looks like it would be nice to breastle.
That girls rack looks like it would be nice to breastle.
by king of the boobies July 13, 2012
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The act of suffocating someone with a large pair of breasts, usually a D cup or larger. This usually occurs when someone tries to motorboat a girl and it goes horribly wrong, causing him to asphyxiate within the girl's breasts.
John: Bro, did you hear about Dave?
Nick: No, what happened?
John: He was trying to motorboat some hot chick with a huge rack, but got lost in there and died.
Nick: Dude... *shakes head*
John: Yeah, the coroner said cause of death was accidental breastphyxiation.
Nick: No, what happened?
John: He was trying to motorboat some hot chick with a huge rack, but got lost in there and died.
Nick: Dude... *shakes head*
John: Yeah, the coroner said cause of death was accidental breastphyxiation.
by AngelTheFallen July 13, 2015
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Who the hell is that old boomer?!
That's Breastplate Boomer, the messoah and grandfather of the prodigal son who's face is glazed in cum.
That's Breastplate Boomer, the messoah and grandfather of the prodigal son who's face is glazed in cum.
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Get the snail breasts mug.a term so out of proportion from its root that its beyond its actually word.~beast-a-lious adj. - unlike beast, it is a term used to call something or someone that is cool and has potential to be beast, but instead, it isn't.
dude: man...jessica alba is beastalious. like...people have made her way greater than she really is.
chick: wow. i don't care, just finish fucking me so we can get back to class.
dude:...fine.
chick: wow. i don't care, just finish fucking me so we can get back to class.
dude:...fine.
by cthulhu tentacles March 30, 2009
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