Angry Patrick

When you fuck a sponge

I got horny so i did the Angry Patrick

by Poopy face 2015 December 22, 2015

angry grudge fuck

When your bitch piss you off on purpose just to get choke fucked. Often leads to jail at some point

I was about to kill the bitch but it turned into an angry grudge fuck.

by AristoTrap April 3, 2017

Angry Ian

When a dude shits into a chick's mouth, rams the shit with his cock, and makes her swallow it. After that is complete, the girl shits the shit out and they put the shit between the chick's tits and smashes them together.

Yeah. I totally went down and messed that chick up with an Angry Ian. It was brutal, dude!

by Angry Ian May 21, 2008

angry cobra

When a male of the homo sapiens erectus genealogy attempts to fornicate himself by means of oral stimulation, one can observe that when this is attempted from a sitting position the craning neck and back of the man will resemble that of a cobra who is defending itself or preparing to strike at prey.

ex 1: Walker is so gay that he probably has to angry cobra himself to blow a load.
ex 2: Wonder how he hurt his neck? Probably attempting the angry cobra.

by shooooteh October 26, 2004

Angry Trucker

A situation where you smoke a pack a cigarettes while a cheap truck stop whore gives you an old school BJ in the back of your rig and then doesn't finish the job and instead takes your cash and runs.

Derek was really upset when the truck stop hooker pulled an Angry Trucker on him

by kiesersozay January 25, 2011

Angry Pirate

The act of having sex with your female partner and at the point of ejaculation aim and shoot your sperm in her eye. She will then grab her eye, at which point you kick her in the shin. She will hop around the room holding her eye and shin and screaming like an angry pirate.

Got down and dirty with the missus last night and gave her an angry pirate, she wasn't happy!

by Dickie Brooks October 21, 2007

Angry Red Dragon

Though I'm sure you don't wanna know, an angry dragon is a sexual act performed by those who obviously have had some mental damage at some point in their lives. The "Angry Red Dragon" is spoken about by teenagers in hushed voices, and disgusted tones somewhere in the school yard. Its simply that disgusting, that if you haven't heard of it, you are very lucky.

I know i know...So what is it?

Okay i'll tell you.
Well, when a girl is on her...ahem...menstruation cycle (for all the dumb shits, her periods...) the male in the situation (it is possible he may not be a male) would proceed in sucking (thats right, sucking.) the period from the opening in the vagina from which it exits.

No, i did not make this up. Its real. And if you have done it, please go see a psychologist.

Jimmy Sickfuck: "Hey Jenny, lets have sex!"
Jenny Slutface: "Oh Jimmy, i can't! I have my period!"
Jimmy Sickfuck: "Jenny! Lets do the Angry Red Dragon!"
Jenny Slutface: "Whats that?"
Jimmy Sickfuck: "Let me show you..."
Jenny Slutface: "Oh Jimmy, thats amazing! And now my period's only gonna go for one day!"
Jimmy Sickfuck: "Do you have a straw?"

by Abbey-Bitch July 7, 2010