Premasturbated murder

In law school, you learn this is murder 1 where the defendant knowingly planned the attack and jacked they penis off good to the thought of dead bodies and blood and guts

Joey got a conviction for premasturbated murder. He killed a dead body and ate its cock and jacked off to it

by D Flawless February 11, 2022

Gun murder

1. Killing of people with guns
2. Intj. nonsense or lies

1. I say NO GUN MURDER!
2. Everyone: I saw him vent! I saw him kill!
Me: GUN MURDER!

by JayMoneySpamsL2 October 30, 2020

Dallas, texas (the person not the murder)

Dallas is a scrawny little white boy with a crazy amount of drugs hidden in its ass

did you hear? Dallas, texas (the person not the murder) is going to jail again

by Varamochi April 03, 2022

child murder

Murdering a child

The child murder of Anna

by 459395 June 07, 2023

Murder Plant

A murderous plant of murder-ation

Oh no dont touch that its a MMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRDEEEEEEEEEEER PLANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

dont touch Murder Plants or you will go to the infinite abyss

by E-Stuffs September 28, 2016

attempted attempted murder

The attempt of murder never occcurs, but the attempt of attempt does

You are guilty of attempted attempted murder

by Connor’s lawyer April 29, 2022

The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.

The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.

The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.

by plssn April 11, 2020