Christa

They is a wonderful girl. They will make your day and you can never stay mad at her. Even when they messes up you could never stay mad at her. If they ever messes up make them feel better and be there for them they love people who will be there no matter what and will do anything just to see her. They will always have a great body and always be amazing in bed. If you ever meet a Christa get to know her and she is a very loving person. If you ever get the chance to date one be confident and talk to her about anything and ask what she wants to do. They love people who ask them what they want to do or what they want to talk about.

"I love Christa, she is a wonderful person and always there for you."

by cheetopuffs May 11, 2016

Chris Wolstenholme

1. Bass player for British band Muse.
2. During live shows, he is usually seen headbanging in time to the current song.
3. Sports a handlebar moustache in the Knights of Cydonia video.

When Jake attempted to headbang like Chris Wolstenholme while playing Knights of Cydonia on Guitar Hero 3, he exploded.

by xLefty April 4, 2009

Christosaur

n.
1. The Messiah, as foretold by the prophets of the Scripts of the Gouche. Often used with the.
2.the Fistish religious teacher whose life, death, and resurrection as reported by the prophets of the Scripts of the Gouche are the basis of the Fistian message of fistalvation
3. the chosen one who enforces good Fistian practices. It is well known that anyone absent from Sunday mass will be hunted down and violently fisted with the Christosaur's legendary fist (wrist girth measured at approximately 2.34 feet), only stopping when the offender's colon sloughs off around the Christosaur's massive forearm. The Christosaur then rolls the sloughed colon up His arm and allows it to dry until it resembles dried calamari. This badge of faith shows other what will happen if they don't go to mass.

I didn't make mass on Sunday and the Christosaur fisted me back to B.C.E.

by Selur Natas September 12, 2004

christabel

The bestest person in the whole world.

a) Pure and beautiful. (Napoleon)

Dang, that girl is so pretty and cool, she must be christabel.

by SexyBeast. September 5, 2008

Chrissy

A beautiful girl. Always in a relationship. Should keep her if you have her and if you lost her you lost a diamond! Don't f**k with her cause if you do she'll make you regret it big time. May be kind of a flirt but when she does love it's the best thing in the world.

"Man I should've told Chrissy how I felt"

by Koreankieran August 28, 2016

My brother in Christ

what you call someone before you call them out on their problems/hypocrisy

My mom: I don't like all the cleavage you have.

Me: My brother in Christ, you gave it to me.

by consumerstellular June 11, 2022

Chris Brown Beat Down

A Chris Brown Beat Down usually takes place before a huge event such as the grammys. The way it works is simple. First you get an extremely hot girl inside of your lambo.

Then you start chocking them until they pass out. Simple as that! Unfortunately sometimes your victim might wake up and call the police. If this happens then you are completely and literally fucked. Completely fucked because your career is destroyed. Literally fucked because when you're in prison that 19 year old ass belongs to Bubba

"next time, smack that bitch. Don't choke..." By: a Chris Brown Beat Down G

by cockandnuts February 11, 2009