A person whom will begin playing games with his/her friends and then suddenly stop and then rarely ever come back to it. They’ll use excuses of all varieties and never truly commit.
Person 1: Hey, is Billy going to play games with us tonight?
Person 2: Nah, he’s a total “Tea Garden”, he’ll probably say he has a headache or he wants to watch a movie for the fifth night in a row.
Person 2: Nah, he’s a total “Tea Garden”, he’ll probably say he has a headache or he wants to watch a movie for the fifth night in a row.
by Angry Blind Old Man Frodo October 18, 2021
Get the Tea Gardenmug. The insertion of anything or anyone (other than a butt plug, anal beads, or dildo) into one's anus for torture, fun, or sexual pleasure. (Related to the Mexican Lawn Mower)
If you keep fucking with me, I am going to Garden Gnome you with my cousin Jimmy. I would love to Garden Gnome with you, Lisa, but only if I get to be the Garden Gnome. Carrie, have you been Garden Gnomed by Larry before? Bobby want to go Garden Gnoming with me after school?
by LosPollos the Gnome October 14, 2025
Get the Garden Gnomingmug. 
by Jtheguy69 March 21, 2020
Get the Gardenmug. 
The public hair of a man or woman that hasn’t been properly maintained. It collects debris and smells like mildew.
That chick has a squirrels nest in her gnarly garden.
I found a Fruit Loop in my girlfriends gnarly garden.
I found a Fruit Loop in my girlfriends gnarly garden.
by Knowledge Sponge July 1, 2023
Get the Gnarly Gardenmug. When a female proceeds to turn of a garden hose, then grabs the hose while its on and move it up and down her pussy .
by chaseisab*tch February 18, 2021
Get the Kinky Garden Hosemug.