hot dog privileges

What you get for working hard at summer camp.

Carl was looking forward to his hot dog privileges after working with the senior counselor all night.

by Papposilenus January 15, 2013

dickless dog

Someone who is as debased, cowardly and soulless as that castrated pooch on the streets.

John: "Why is Jim such a cocky prick"?

Jack: "Forget about him, he's just a dickless dog".

by fairy fuck September 18, 2012

dog burgers

A hamburger cut in half placed in a hot dog bun.

Holy shit! All we have are hot dog buns. Dammit. Dog burgers then, so be it.

by turch August 7, 2013

Dog Blanket Bar

A hipster bar where the dress code is exclusively skinny jeans and check shirts. The shirt must look like it is fashioned from a old dog's blanket.

Guy 1: Dude, fancy a pint in the star of bethnal green after you've dropped the kids off?

Guy 2: Forget that shit hole. Its a dog blanket bar these days! Lets go to the crown instead.

by Spansih Ricky August 27, 2013

wet dog shake

a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower with your hair dripping wet and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde.

b) (drug addiction withdrawal symptom) : episodes of literal 'wet dog' uncontrollable shaking engaged in in by drug addicts undergoing withdrawal, especially withdrawal from heroin and or cocaine

mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid question, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did a wet dog shake; i was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor

by Sexydimma August 27, 2013

Dogs Tongue

A Misshapen clitoris, due to age and/or numerous flange piercings growing out causing the genitals to appear in the shape of a dogs tongue

"Urghhh she nasty, she had a dogs tongue growing down there!"

by BinaryChop September 26, 2013

dip the dog

One takes a tall, narrow metal cylinder on a chain which an unscrupulous distillery worker might hide and when no one was looking, submerge the cylinder into a cask of whisky and pull out a personal, duty-free sample.

Jonathan told us to dip the dog into an open cask. He then poured us some whiskey from it and it tasted awesome.

by drinkstoomuchscotch October 8, 2013