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thunder drum penis

A thunder drum penis is a penis that has broken free of its bounds and reached realms of size unimaginable and seemingly impossible in the 3d plain. No man has a thunder drum penis, a penis of that raw aura is just too ridiculous.
mike - "you hear about the thunder drum penis?"

jibolba - "that's just a myth, dont go spreading lies."
by jibolba November 22, 2019
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Suck Starting Penis

Suck Starting Penis - is defined by sucking penis until the guy is satisfied or is ready to penetrate any open holes available. This term was adopted by the idea of DUI breathalyzers installed in vehicles.
Jim: Did you ever have a chance with Lindsey last nigh?
Josh: No she only wanted to Suck Start Penis "Suck Starting Penis - is defined by sucking penis until the guy is satisfied or is ready to penetrate any open holes available. This term was adopted by the idea of DUI breathalyzers installed in vehicles"

Jim: good because she made my face look like a glazed doughnut after hours of riding it. Those face dildo's work grate.
by Dunder muffin November 29, 2019
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trial by penis

A sexual act in which a male partner inserts his flaccid penis into the back of a recipients mouth where it then becomes an erect. If the proper phallus has been selected, the erection alone should have the raw force and horsepower to grow to full size inside the throat and break the bitches’ neck. This is how fraternities select board members and how Trump got elected.

Brother1: I passed the trial by penis!
Brother2: Isn’t that manslaughter
Brother1: I passed the trial by penis!
Brother2: Isn’t that manslaughter
by Strawhatrain December 2, 2019
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who said penis

Who said penis is a game played by middle and high schoolers. You get a group of 2 or more people in a quiet classroom. You each take turns saying "penis", each time its said the next person has to said it louder. Eventually the teacher will turn and ask "Who said penis?". Last person to say it and get caught loses.
I've been playing who said penis instead of studying during detention.
by ChillPolecat83 December 23, 2019
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Guacamole Nigga Penis

by freedom is wrong February 17, 2020
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bitch ass penis

when your girl be cheating on you and letting other guys give her anal
best friend: hey why is your girl such a bitch ass penis wipe
me: i dont really know
by its ye boi mr krabbs May 8, 2020
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Brian's Penis

Brian's Penis
by Bigdaddyofdick October 4, 2020
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