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Dog shot

A sucker punch to the head from behind. Originates in Australia.
I was in the hotel drinking a stubby of Victoria Bitter and that fucker gave me a dog shot right 'round the back of the head
by jonmlofo July 27, 2021
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Dog Water

Bro you're actually dog water.. *has a stroke*
by ToastyGrum July 28, 2021
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Independent Baby Man Dog

When your adult dog that is cute, cuddly, spoiled, treated like a loved baby, and is constantly at your side, is suddenly in the mood to be a strong independent man dog who don't need nobody.
We were cuddling all morning, and now Pooma has disappeared off on his own somewhere in the house being an independent baby man dog.
by Junkyard Pirate July 29, 2021
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Dog shot

A type of shotgun ammunition, much like birdshot or buckshot, developed for the US police for killing pets when visiting random people's houses.
-Holy shit man, the cops just paid me a visit and they shot Steve for no reason!
-Damn I'm so sorry man, did they use dog shot shells?
by Szczur01 July 30, 2021
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T-Dog

A nickname for a hot girl. She is impatient asf but does anything u tell her to. She’s nice sometimes ig. English accents are a bonus to people with this nickname. Can tell her anything cause she won’t judge u but when she does judge u it usually feels like a joke. Ashes kinda a bitch. Loved Malibu. Taylor swift fan to an extreme level.
Boy 1: T-Dog is so hot
Me: u cant have her soz

Boy 1: well why not?
Me: ...... she’s mine bitch
by Urnumberonehoe August 1, 2021
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Dog eat dog

"Dog eat dog" is analogous to the idiom "every man for himself", which implies a situation in which fierce deadly competition is necessary for your survival.

Some of these recent definitions seem to be offended at this saying due to their ignorance of the origin behind this 500 year old idiom. Some people do not seem to realize that this idiom is NOT meant to be taken literally. So, why is it called "dog eat dog" you may eagerly ask? Well, the idiom is actually a play on the much older latin idiom "dog does NOT eat dog" (canis caninam non est), which originated as early as 43 BC and first spoken by Roman scholar Marcus Tarentius Varro.

"Dog does not eat dog" is a proverbial saying indicating that even animals are better than humans in that they don’t prey on their own kind. The phrase entered into English discourse in 1543. Eventually, the phrase got flipped and applied to humans and henceforth "dog eat dog" was born. Both idioms generally imply the same thing (that humans are capable of being merciless).

So to summarize, the idiom "dog-eat-dog" is derived from its parent idiom "dog-does-not-eat-dog". The latter idiom makes sense in and of itself, while the former idiom ONLY makes sense in relation to its latter.

Case closed and dismissed.
Me: It's a dog eat dog world out there.
Some kid: No it's not. It never was a dog eat dog world. Humans eat humans, but dogs don't eat dogs.
Me: My guy, you are so heavily misinformed. Dog eat dog isn't referring to dogs, it's referring to humans.
Some kid: So why don't they just name it "human eat human" instead?
Me: Because context my guy, it's all about context. You see... "dog eat dog" actually belongs to the much older idiom "dog does not eat dog", indicating that dogs never prey on their own kind. It took around 700 years for this idiom to become flipped and applied to humans. And if it weren't applied to humans, well, that would completely negate the original meaning as that would imply dogs are merciless in which they aren't (most animals will back down from a fight if they lose, humans don't).
Some kid: No reply.
Me: Also since you took it literally, I'll have you know that from an evolutionary standpoint, dogs will eat other dogs if this is what ensures their survival.
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Dog Water

When your complete ass at something...
Mel: Have you seen twilight??
Bryan: yup, that shit is dog water
by DooDoo_Balls August 4, 2021
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