Fun dick

The sexual act of licking a man's dick, dipping it in Fun Dip powder, and licking it again.

I enjoy the sweet taste of a fun dick now and then.

by Hehe_Boobs July 30, 2017

dick doily

A piece of toilet paper used to keep one's dick from touching a public toilet seat whilst taking a shit.

John is afraid of catching VD from public toilets. When he has to shit in one, he puts a dick doily on the front of the seat to protect his penis.

by Driftrat81 August 2, 2017

Poop Dick

When you taking a shit and your dick falls into the water.

Bro! I need to wash my dick. I got poop dicked.

by 2.Scriple August 8, 2017

camo dick

When your dick is camouflaged with its surroundings as tho it was in hiding

Where has that camo dick gone

by Big dick69666 August 11, 2017

courtesy dick

When there are ample boobs in a TV show or movie so the writers throw the female viewers a bone by showing a dick from time to time.

Guy: This movie is awesome. So many titties!
Girl: So many titties is right. How about some courtesy dick for the ladies?!

by snail_trail April 18, 2018

Chump dick

Some one who sucks ass at Rocket League

Sometimes when you're losing a bunch of games, Rocket League will throw you a couple of chump dicks for an easy win

by Grant's a pussy August 24, 2017

Nitro Dick

A nitro dick is an act in which a male speeds up the pace of a sexual relationship.

Why aren't you with him anymore, Amanda?

Morgan, didn't you hear? He nitro dicked me!

by Brown Donkey Cock August 24, 2017