Virginia Snow Storm

When you promise her 12 inches but she only gets 3.

I may not be a weather man but you are going to get a Virginia Snow Storm tonight!!

by JR Schooky March 2, 2026

Virginian mayonnaise turkey

When you put mayonnaise in a turkey baster, stick said baster in your partners anus, and expel the mayonnaise, and they shit it out.

Oh yeah I gave the wife the Virginian mayonnaise turkey, it wasn’t pretty.

by Ghost9467486 July 28, 2025

Virginia vagina cabinet

When you tongue punch a pussy with an alabama pickleback aggressively. Then proceed to stick a dildo in a leaf blower and blast that hoe.

I just committed a Virginia vagina cabinet

by ThatSquidy69 September 2, 2025

Virginia Muzzle

When one inserts a penis into another’s mouth and proceeds to hold their nose as they orgasm into it.

“He was blue in the face, wiping his mouth as if he’d just been given a Virginia Muzzle!”

by TramellDomingo September 5, 2025

Virginia steak

When a person with a penis decides to put there penis inside a grill thus cooking it and then when done chopping it off and eating it

person 1 " did you hear my friend did Virginia steak "

person 2 " what level of boredom is that"

by some dumb shit October 4, 2025

Virginia blanket

A Virginia blanket is another name for someone who sleeps all day

That guy is being a Virginia blanket rn

by Boneless soda October 18, 2025

Virginian Spice Stick

The perpetrator eats the victim’s deodorant, then fills up the empty container with his own semen. The victim then uses the cum filled deodorant container. Later that night the perpetrator licks the top layer of the semen while also getting the victims layer of sweat.

Did you hear Brayden pulled a Virginian spice stick on Chazz

by The bay harbor goober October 25, 2025