Penis van Lesbian

An actor who changed his name to Dick van Dyke.
Penis van Lesbian changed his name to Dick van Dyke.
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Rip Van Tinkle

During act of cunnilingus, The receiver first farts and then urinates on the person performing the cunnilingus.
Lucas pissed his girlfriend off, so when he went down on her, she gave him a Rip Van Tinkle.
by Suite Babay Ray September 23, 2011
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go to Van Nuys

To have an abortion. This phrase was coined by Andy on the show Weeds, who called it that because the clinic he went to for abortions was in Van Nuys - a poor, seedy district in Los Angeles.
"Man I'm in serious trouble. My girlfriend is preggers."

"OK calm down. We're gonna go to Van Nuys and make everything better"
by Percolator March 13, 2010
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Van Gogh Syndrome

The unexplainable desire to cut off one's own ear. Named after the artist who cut off his ear, then gave it to a hooker
Psychiatrist: It seems you have come down with Van Gogh Syndrome.
Patient: Holy shit! Is it fatal!?
Psychiatrist: Unfortunately yes, and the only cure involves a hamster and a barrel of chocolate pudding.
by PrincessZeffie February 26, 2008
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Van der Beek

Remember Matthew Lesko? He totally Van der Beeked.
by Tommy Wommy Womsters April 03, 2005
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Theo van Gogh

A crusader against all the evil, retrogressive aspects of organized religion.
Was killed by an Islamic butcher called Mohammed Boyouri (see goatfucker), because Muslims were afraid Theo would succeed in exposing the evil hoax of Islam.

A friend of the most hated infidel Ayaan Hirsi Ali, with whom he made the short film, Submission, which portrayed the stupidity of Islam and its brutal subjugation of women.

He had responded angrily to the suggestions that he remove his name from the film's credits for security reasons: "If I can't put my name own my own film, in Holland, then Holland isn't Holland any more, and I am not me."

For making the mistake of putting his faith in the freedom in Holland, he was shot 8 times, throat slit, and one of the 2 knives left implanted in his torso had a note pinned to it, chanting death to the West, Jews and Hirsi Ali.

Theo remained true to his self, until his death. But is Holland, Holland any more?
Theo van Gogh was killed by a fanatic Muslim. But we now have a thousand Theos rising up against the marauding tyranny of organized religion.
by theoneverdies May 27, 2007
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Van der Beek

When you hammer a passed out ckick from behind and puke all over her back, while a friend is videotaping this, as it happens in 'Rules of Attraction'
My buddy found this drunk chick and we took turns Van der Beeking her all night. We are going to show the tape all over school
by ROA fan August 05, 2003
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