Cold Hairless Vaginal Virginity

The opposite of hot furry anal sex. (Hairless is better than Skinless)

Man, you still watch Hot Furry Anal Sex? Get good and watch some Cold Hairless Vaginal Virginity.

by Foiloiup December 14, 2022

Vaginable

A vagina that’s safe to eat out

“She don’t got no bodies twin and she stay clean, so that mean her shi vaginable”

by Basharrr January 11, 2023

Vagineer

a person who specializes in and is well versed in the exploration, navigation, mechanics and inner workings of the human vagina.

He was a fucking vagineer with my pussy, he made me cum four times.

by Vedgefucky January 15, 2019

Vaginal vanilla

vaginal discharge that absolutely reeks

Jamie: What happened last night with you and Annie?
Frank: Well I was finna go down on her, but I could smell that vaginal vanilla a mile off.

by lonelybowling June 13, 2018

vaginal dick

A male reproductive organ that looks like a dick with a vagina at the end of it. While very rarely do people contract the "vaginal dick" naturally, sometimes it is necessary for medical situations when the person needs to have really kinky sex stories to convince his/her doctor to cure his/her std's because their poor as fuck and can't hold down a job at McDonald's because they don't serve crab.

Doctor: "I'm sorry George! You're just too broke-ass to pay for this aids removal surgery!"
George: "Well, last night I whipped out my vaginal dick and fucked 3 dudes and 7 chicks because I could!"
Doctor: "Well shit! In that case, here's your $10 aids-removal kit!"

by SidedVirus Verbage July 6, 2018

Vaginal Vanguard

Someone who conquers pussies all over the land, much like nazi germany did

"Today i crossed paths with the Vaginal Vanguard. All women in that room left without their virginity"

by Dr sylvester stalin July 8, 2018

Vaginal face

Someone who constantly calls another person a dick head

Stop calling me a dick head u vaginal face

by Parblo Escobar August 13, 2018