Don't touch me tall ass!

Phrase occupied when someone taller stumbles onto you or gets in your way.
Mainly used by Richard Goranski from the musical Be More Chill

Rich: Yo, Don't touch me tall ass!
Jeremy Heere: Sorry, I was just trying to get to my--
*Rich writes on Jeremy's backpack*
Rich: You wash that off, YOU'RE DEAD.

by KingGeorgeTheTatertot October 14, 2019

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The magic touch

The ability to make something work when no one else can.

I can’t get the car to start, (friend) let me give it a go, I got the magic touch. (Car starts)

by Davonator July 31, 2020

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Touch grass • Touche • touch downs • Touch • touched • touch hole • touching cloth • touche bag • Touch Base • touch and go

no no dont touch me there this is my no no square

that song that you should know it you have any way to even see tiktok

oh and you should have also just typed in no no square

NO NO DONT TOUCH ME THERE THIS IS MY NO NO SQUARE

by GW in corona February 3, 2021

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Reverse Midas Touch

See 'Jackass Of All Trades.'

Somebody who is absolutely useless at any task.

Turns everything to crap.

Ask him to perform a task and he will make a substandard effort.

Tradie: "Hey boss, why did you fire T?"
Boss: "Because he was fucken useless, the Jackass of All Trades had a Reverse Midas Touch."
Tradie: "Whoa, fuck me dead and call me Mary, I guess the company was going into the shitter..."

by Schteeeeve March 6, 2022

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bad touch

1.a song by the bloodhound gang about kinky sex
2.anything you do alone
3.a song to sing if you want kinky sex

person 1: woo me with loving words
person 2: ...love you clean up with a mop and bucket...we can do it doggy style so we can both watch sex files...
person 1: i love you

by ocfangurl March 17, 2005

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