ball-sack tornado

an act preformed by a women which she simultaneously blows on the testicles while twisting and releasing them rapidly.

I walked in on Sam receiving a ball-sack tornado from Lydia and it appeared as if she was twisting them right off.

by H0LDER May 17, 2011

Honkey Tonk

To obliterate a guitar (acoustic or electric) over the top of someones skull.

A rabid fan hit me in the face with a beer bottle during one of my shows so I invited him onstage and Honkey Tonked the shit out of him.

by Jaydog888 April 4, 2008

torikipod

A torikipod is a common description for those possesing the following qualities:
a) They have the first name of "Victoria" or "Tori" or something of the similar sort.
b) They wish to be called mini tori or mini ________ (fill in the name of your choice)
c) This nickname is reserved for only the greatest and most beautiful of women, so be careful in use.

Oh yes! Torikipod is coming over! Now we all finally have fun tonite!

by Rocco, Slave of Tori December 9, 2008

tonkonogy

a hot, sexy, beastly man :

that guy is a big hunk of a tonkonogy

by penelope george February 22, 2009

Tornado Food

A white, southern, individual, who lives in a trailer and is ignorant to life. Can also refer to any ethnicity of low intelligence living in comparable squaller.

That tornado food needs to clean out his kiddie pool and take that car on blocks off his front lawn.

by $haft December 16, 2008

Tornado of incompetence

An overly-confident, yet completely unqualified, leader who unwittingly leaves a wide path of destruction in their wake.

We we're almost finished with our project, until the Tornado of Incompetence - TOI - showed up! Now, I've gotta work all weekend!

by Specialks October 30, 2010

tonktastic

tonktastic is the word you use when you cant describe something good. also known as TONK.

wow that car is tonktastic

by callum brookes September 19, 2014