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Jude Law

Great British actor who nails every performance down. Like Johnny Depp, he's a terrific actor who's attracting too many idiot, MTV-influenced girls who only like him only for his looks rather than talent.

His well-known movies/performances are; The Talented Mr. Ripley, Road to Perdition, Closer, eXisTenz, Cold Mountain, A.I. etc.
Jude Law is a great actor. I maybe a heterosexual male, but I ain't gonna lie, he's a handsome bastard!
by Kyle March 22, 2005
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common law daughter in-law

My son's girl friend with whom he has three children
by Jerry December 9, 2004
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Dominic's Law

There are no women on the internet.
Anyone who claims to be a woman is really a man.
Anyone who claims to be a man is really a boy
Anyone who claims to be a boy is really a girl.
Anyone who claims to be a girl is really a police officer.
"Hey man i just met this great chick on the internet." "dude don't you watch TV she's probably a guy!" -Dominic's Law
by rigosantana3 January 23, 2009
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Lloyd's Law

Most commonly used in reference to the game of Mario Kart.

Lloyd's Law describes the inevitability that a player who is too good for their opponents will succumb to frequent, untimely 'Blue Shells'. The accuracy of this law is such that lesser players often rely on it to win games.

This is often confused with the lesser-known "Hogg's Law", which describes the demise of a player who excessively over-exaggerates their skill level before a race.
Looks like I'm gonna have to rely on Lloyd's Law again, this guy's miles ahead!! I wish I wasn't so rubbish!
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Bob's Law

Bob's Law states that smoke detector batteries will only run out and start beeping in the middle of the night. Coined by Bob Dodge on a sleepless night of August 1, 2008.
My smoke detector started beeping at 3am last night. It's Bob's Law.
by BobTheBruin September 28, 2008
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Marilyn's Law

Any discussion regarding portrayals of female beauty in the media, especially in regards to weight and shape, will devolve into a discussion of Marilyn Monroe's dress size (what it was, whether it was a constant, what it would be in today's dress sizes, whether she presented a more realistic beauty ideal, etc.)
A: I can't believe how skinny models have gotten!
B: I know! I wish we lived back in the 1960s when people liked a woman with real curves.
A: Did you know Marilyn Monroe wore a size 12?
B: Can't we have a discussion about this without invoking Marilyn's Law? You know she had to diet and exercise and get plastic surgery, right? It's not like there were no unachievable standards of beauty for women and all was well with the world back then, either.
by Theoretical Shopaholic March 30, 2011
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gauss law

A charge in any given region can be found by integrating the e-field to find the electric flux. Used in the electromagnetics course in Electrical Engineering.

Gauss's Law can be represented as:

∮E·dA= Q/εo
Gauss Law can be used on different shapes such as spheres and cylinders.
by asebak March 4, 2010
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