salty surprise

gravy with some salt and marshmallows

i just had some salty surprise on my mashed potatoes

by coloie November 28, 2021

Salty mimosa

Orange juice, champagne, and a "salty surprise". Best served cold and drunk quickly.

Unbeknownst to me, I was served a salty mimosa by my enemy.

by Feetsoup August 6, 2020

Salty Weenie

A person who being salty and a weenie at the same time.

Caleb is being a really salty weenie.

by Allybone11 June 29, 2016

salty dagger

The act of taking a penis, post-ejaculation, and putting it in a girl's mouth

Last night was so awesome! I gave her a salty dagger!

by Market Dadkef September 17, 2016

salty stalactite

When you ejaculate up onto your ceiling and, with enough time, the cum slowly drips and hardens into an organic stalactite formation.

Jeffrey's ceiling is a pleasure-filled canvas of salty stalactites after he's ejaculated.

by rentahorror May 24, 2022

Salty Leach

One who gets very angry very easily.

I would stay away from Ryan today, he is a salty leach.

by V3ry S3xy Ryan November 27, 2018

Salti Mati

Salti Mati is Is a term to describe a character who always seems to get constantly disrespected Like. Salti Mati could have a way to make a car fly but nobody would care because you know. Fuck that guy. But if somebody else would say it then it would be a game changer. Salti Mati is also a small lad. So if he would go to a drive through They would give him a complementary Happy meal with a juice box and a toy. Along side with his purchased junior kids burger and small drink. He’s also 18. Every time him and some buddies would go to a restaurant the host would often ask his buddies for a high chair for the little one. Even in school. Everybody can be standing. Salti Mati would be told to go to his seat and be reminded that it is not social hour. While everybody else gets to stand moral of the story is. Salti Mati is very disrespected

Your get so much disrespect like. Salti Mati

by Shuveit June 29, 2020