Definitions by Feetsoup

Salty mimosa 

Orange juice, champagne, and a "salty surprise". Best served cold and drunk quickly.

Unbeknownst to me, I was served a salty mimosa by my enemy.

Salty mimosa by Feetsoup August 6, 2020

Chameleoschlong 

When a guy can fuck many different ways: dirty, classy, and sweet. He's a chameleon with that dick!

V is a self-proclaimed chameleoschlong.

Chameleoschlong by Feetsoup February 12, 2020

wookiegasm 

Roaring like Chewbaca when you climax to celebrate May the Fourth.

Wendy had an awesome wookiegasm with her new FWB. She's a true Star Wars fan.

wookiegasm by Feetsoup May 4, 2019

Blow job angle 

When a guy takes a selfie down low at the level a head would be for a blow job. Commonly used on hook-up and dating sites.

Jeremy, hold the camera up high for a good picture without double chin, not at blow job angle!

Blow job angle by Feetsoup October 24, 2018

Alf mask 

When you get down between a guy's legs and pull his scrotum up to make a mask, using his penis as the nose. Resembles Alf from the 80's tv show.

I love to use Jeremy's junk as an Alf Mask and sniff his underballs.

Alf mask by Feetsoup March 23, 2018