fast glide

Another name for a ninja poo. A super fast visit to the toilet. Zero wiping required. Just fires out and you're done.

Guy 1: I just need to drop the kids off at the pool.

*2 minutes later*

Guy 2: That was quick!

Guy 1: Yeah, just had a wonderful fast glide.

by Lookitsdivadan February 5, 2017

fast food

Eating a female out while she's driving; road head for girls.

She almost hit a car when her boy made her fast food on the way to the movie.

by meowmix1986 June 5, 2018

Fast

1:moving or acting quickly

I went super fast in the race track

by Cutiecupcake789 October 14, 2015

Bach fast

Usually refers to the diet adopted by front of house staff at the Bach, in Scotland. Most of these poor souls go a whole shift with no break or food, resulting in a forced fast, the Bach fast. Individuals who partake in Bach fast are usually stunning, skinny and incredibly depressed

Customer: omg you look amazing!

Me: Wow thanks so much, it’s the Bach fast haha! What can I get you to drink or eat? Please leave I’m so hungry!

by sadskinnymagicmayonaisse November 17, 2020

Fast or Slow

Stroke Speed

“Fast or slow?” Asks Sara
“Slow.” Answers Jake
“We are over!” Exclaims Sara

by kanyesbestie November 4, 2021

Kitsap Fast Ferries

The best mode of transit on the entire west coast.

"Let's take Kitsap Fast Ferries to Seattle"

by seattleResident February 23, 2023

fast voks

fast voks is someone who plays trackmania nations forever and is in fast and is so cool and is trans and has gotten a lobotomy.

Person 1: Isn’t that fast voks so cool?
Person 2: Shut the fuck up.
Person 1: But she’s wittewy in fast. Real.
Person 2: Oh, alright.

by voks December 24, 2023