He doesn't eye rape you, no instead he gives you that creepy stare that screams "I will be fondling you and myself later or I will be folding myself later while thinking of you and there is nothing you can do about it... actually i'm doing right now in my mind..."
by ohyouthinkthatspunny November 5, 2014
Get the eye molestermug. A condition usually bought on by three circumstances, lack of sleep, intoxication, or intense boredom, or a combination of these variables, where a person is forced to attempt to remain focused by using only one eye, while the other eye rests and refuses to operate. The one eye is often used to focus visually on things, i.e. mobile phone after too many drinks, but in most cases, i.e. in the workplace, the eye takes in very little information. The condition can commonly be seen in intensely meaningless and boring work meetings, and when highly intoxicated people must concentrate when they are placed on a long bus journey or in a cinema, after a big, tiresome night after a few hours of getting their drank on.
Work conversation via email:
Kev - Bro, I'm so tired at work, it's insane. I cannot focus!
Just - Yeah man, I feel you! I'm so messed up from last night, I'm totally one-eyeing right now!
Kev - Lol! Me too brother! I'm totally one-eyeing my screen and taking nothing in!
Baby Milo - Sh*t is craaaaazy!
Kev - Bro, I'm so tired at work, it's insane. I cannot focus!
Just - Yeah man, I feel you! I'm so messed up from last night, I'm totally one-eyeing right now!
Kev - Lol! Me too brother! I'm totally one-eyeing my screen and taking nothing in!
Baby Milo - Sh*t is craaaaazy!
by KevJo October 13, 2009
Get the One-Eyeingmug. A condition which makes women appear much more attractive than they really are. The condition develops over time while attending Homestead High School (Cupertino).
Mustang eye person: Damn that girl looking hella fine
Normal person: What the fuck? That hoe looks like a guy.
Mustang eye person: Shit my bad, I must have the mustang eye.
Normal person: What the fuck? That hoe looks like a guy.
Mustang eye person: Shit my bad, I must have the mustang eye.
by FartBoner69_420 February 21, 2021
Get the Mustang eyemug. by kjchoihewfoiwhefpioq November 9, 2017
Get the galaxy eyesmug. Dan and Phil have this a lot in videos, its also know as heart eyes Howell and the same for Phil. The Phandom should know what this means... <3
by thephanlover May 26, 2017
Get the eye secksmug. When you are talking to a person and see that one of their eyes is looking at you and the other is looking somewhere else.
A.K.A. - Cockeyed
A.K.A. - Cockeyed
by Kenny "Fucking" Powers March 9, 2010
Get the Jimmy Eyemug. The term Flaps' eye came about in the UK in May 2013 as a female version of the male 'Jap's Eye' japs eye or 'urinary meatus', however due to the overly complicated nature of the female genitalia, (and man's inability to comprehend this) there is another hole down there that it can refer to, the vagina.
Urethra:
Anita Dick - Phil I think I've got another UTI again, my Flaps' eye is stinging like TCP...
Vagina:
Phillip McAvity - Mike you'll never guess what I saw this morning..
Michael Hock - What's that Phil?
Phillip McAvity - I accidentally walked in on Anita this morning 'cause I heard a loud buzzing sound. She was at it hard with that magic wand again; her legs were so wide her Flap's eye was winking at me!
Anita Dick - Phil I think I've got another UTI again, my Flaps' eye is stinging like TCP...
Vagina:
Phillip McAvity - Mike you'll never guess what I saw this morning..
Michael Hock - What's that Phil?
Phillip McAvity - I accidentally walked in on Anita this morning 'cause I heard a loud buzzing sound. She was at it hard with that magic wand again; her legs were so wide her Flap's eye was winking at me!
by The Jungle Monster May 4, 2013
Get the Flaps' eyemug.