tiresome text

when the government makes you text message more than e-mail so you can't save all of your records

The tiresome text left a lot of people at a loss with their intellectual property.

by Coop Dupe December 10, 2019

fart text

The act of recording one's fart on a smart phone via the record audio icon in the text field, then texting it to an individual or a group for playback.

"Damn Jim! That was a nasty sounding fart text you sent!"

by Silly Games December 27, 2017

text breaker

A person that breaks up texts causing multiple text bubbles instead of one.

Jessica: Tell me a story

Justin: once upon a time,
Justin: there was this guy
Justin: who really liked this girl
Justin: he did his best to win her over
Justin: it didn't work
Justin: so he died
Justin: ..alone.

Jessica: why didn't you just put everything in one text? You are such a text breaker!

by jdaq10 April 14, 2017

text cream

The sweetest, juiciest content of a text or group message conversation. Is typically missed by those not paying attention, and envied by those that were excluded from the conversation.

"Was there another text cream I missed out on?"
"Why wasn't I part of the text cream?"

by nicksmish May 27, 2017

Text Bubbled

When you notice the "..." indication that someone is replying to a text -- and. it. goes. on. forever -- only to FINALLY arrive as an "ok" or something extremely brief given the amount of time you were "bubbled."

"Oh man, I was just text bubbled for, like, 15 minutes for a two-word reply. WTF?"

"After text bubbling me for five minutes, you reply, 'ok.' It took you that long to write, 'ok'?"

by continuous waveform May 3, 2018

Joel text

Mythical, non existent

She thought he was gonna propose, but the proposal was Joel text.

by KyleD1972 March 3, 2021

blinated text

white text with a black highlight over it on a white background

Also, I don't understand why all of your emails are written in blinated text like that.

by Put you are Name here March 19, 2021