Texas Accordion

When a man passes gas into a women's vagina and she expels the gas out her vagina

dude,brice,andrew and calvin gave josh's sister so many texas accordions last night,it was ridiculous

by The Knitestick March 18, 2010

texas hamburger

Eating lunch meat out of your neighbor's asshole.

"Hey, I'm cooking dinner. Would you like a Texas Hamburger?"

"Isn't that where you eat lunch meat out of your neighbor's asshole?"

"Uh, I don't think so."

"Then make mine a double!"

by Izoss December 12, 2008

The Texas Backhand

When a girl/guy gives a handjob, they turn their hand so that their thumb is pointing down, then grab the penis :)

"Hey, wanna give me The Texas Backhand?"

by Susana March 5, 2006

Texas Breakfast

When a girl is giving a BJ before 10am. She barfs on his stick. The guy then milks from his stick at the same time. The girl then gobbles and slurps it up and spits it into the guys mouth and he swallows it.

He is full from his texas breakfast!

by The Killer of Pigs October 17, 2018

Texas Toothbrush

in the act of cumming and shitting on your toothbrush making it feel like toothpaste then make your partner brush their teeth with it

Last night your mom complained about her stained teeth so i gave her the texas toothbrush

My dogs teeth were dirty so i gave him the texas toothbrush

by coreyschwartz June 5, 2007

Big Texas

A Big Texas is when you ejaculate into a cowboy hat and then put it on someones head.

A good prank to play on hicks.

Look at that dumbass hick with a cowboy hat on over there. Too bad he doesn't know its a Big Texas.

by Tyfighter April 10, 2009

Saginaw, Texas

A stupid town next to some railroad tracks that is mostly known for its nothingness and for the local high school's cheereleaders pissing in another teammates cup of coke. This town is now commonly referred to as the "Piss-coke town".

This town is also commonly referred to as "Saggyballs"

Tom: Hey Bob, did you hear about that school where the cheerleaders peed in their teammates coke? It is in Saginaw, Texas.

Bob: Oh yeah, lol, the pisscoke school. Yeah, I have heard of "Saggy-balls".

by HerpDerpPedobear October 17, 2010