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Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole

Masturbation.

As coined by the upcoming youtube movie "The Dark Show".
Carl: What are you doing tonight.
Phil: I thought I'd help Batman Take Robin for a slide down the meat pole.
Carl: So what you're telling me is that Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole.
Phil: Yes.
Carl: TMI.
Phil: I fucking *hate* people who say "TMI.
by theDarkShow October 23, 2010
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Taking my talents to South Beach

Masturbation. Explanation:

When you realized you're not going to get sex, you go home and masturbate. Likewise, when you realize you really aren't the best basketball player of all time, and you don't like cold cities, you "take your talents to South Beach".
Hey Bob, you get lucky at the club?

Bob: Nope, imma go upstairs. I'll be taking my talents to South Beach.
by T-MLB July 11, 2010
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Taking a Larry

While driving in the HOV lane on the expressway, peeing into a cup. Most typically occurs when driving at full speed, so pissing tends to be sporadic, as the driver needs to constantly look up to drive.
Person 1: "Dude! Did you see that guy in the car behind us?"
Person 2: "No, why?"
Person 1: "He was taking a Larry!"
by GrooveAssassin7 July 12, 2010
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taking the piss

Generally Irish expression with the implications:

1) To joke with someone, to say something without intending it.

2) (Similarly), To lie in an obvious manner.
1) E.g "The guy said I was a dick, but I knew he was taking the piss".

2) E.g "The driver told the Police that he was sober, they said "You're taking the piss" and arrested him.
by joshow March 7, 2016
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talking tom

A talking tom is someone who has no original thoughts and just repeats everything you say right after you say it.
She is such a talking tom. Having a conversation with her is like talking into a digital voice recorder and hitting instant playback.
by Keegols March 20, 2016
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Shit-Talking

When someone talks shit.
Jasper, I'm sick sick of your shit-talking
by JoblessHalfling November 10, 2014
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jive talkin'

1. what Black people did in the 70's
2. Bee Gee song
3. sarcastic talk
4. ebonics
by Bud E Love May 7, 2003
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