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by David January 14, 2004
Get the talent mug.Table scraps (abrv. – scraps)
Residue of any bodily fluids, sexual or vital, found remaining on the table after a table time incedent.
In some social groups it is considered an honour to be allowed to dine upon the table scraps. In others it is frowned upon and a damp cloth used to erase any staining.
It is for this reason that most table time incidents now take place over wipe clean surfaces.
Residue of any bodily fluids, sexual or vital, found remaining on the table after a table time incedent.
In some social groups it is considered an honour to be allowed to dine upon the table scraps. In others it is frowned upon and a damp cloth used to erase any staining.
It is for this reason that most table time incidents now take place over wipe clean surfaces.
"Damn, girl – that's some scraps you gwan left behind"
or
"Go clean yo'sef up while I get workin on these scraps"
or
"Go clean yo'sef up while I get workin on these scraps"
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by tabhoarder July 21, 2020
Get the Tablerone mug.When a man ejaculates on to a female, or male's chest and then they rub it around until the chest is shiny like a clean table.
"Dude i totally gave Sally a clean table last night; when it dried she had to scratch the crust off. HAHA!!!
by Incinerator1990 April 28, 2006
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by KingofAlltons June 26, 2010
Get the Bacon Table mug.to ejaculate onto someone's pillow at their hamptons' house. preferably the head of household. spawned from Lebron James' famous quote "taking my talents to south beach".
Larry: James, thanks for having me out here this weekend.
James: make yourself at home. My wife and I are going to the beach, do you want to join us?
Larry: no thanks, I have a few things to unload first.
*the next morning*
James: Oh f*ck, my pillow is stuck to my head!!!
Larry: That's right James, I've been taking my talents to southhampton
James: make yourself at home. My wife and I are going to the beach, do you want to join us?
Larry: no thanks, I have a few things to unload first.
*the next morning*
James: Oh f*ck, my pillow is stuck to my head!!!
Larry: That's right James, I've been taking my talents to southhampton
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