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Farm to table

When someone poops into your hands and you immediately put the poop in your mouth.
Jessica is coming over later for some farm to table deliciousness.
by Tacojohn666 May 1, 2019
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talent

Euphemism for 'breasts'. Taken from the anime Sailormoon.
But I'm the one with the most talent!
by David January 14, 2004
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tablescraps

Table scraps (abrv. – scraps)
Residue of any bodily fluids, sexual or vital, found remaining on the table after a table time incedent.

In some social groups it is considered an honour to be allowed to dine upon the table scraps. In others it is frowned upon and a damp cloth used to erase any staining.

It is for this reason that most table time incidents now take place over wipe clean surfaces.
"Damn, girl – that's some scraps you gwan left behind"

or

"Go clean yo'sef up while I get workin on these scraps"
by Ponkster April 7, 2004
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Tablerone

When you save bunch of browser tabs and they get stack-packaged to a browsing timeline.
Dude you have way too many tabs open. Don’t you know you can Tablerone that stuff? Let me change your life; download Tablerone extension from Chrome Web Store.
by tabhoarder July 21, 2020
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clean table

When a man ejaculates on to a female, or male's chest and then they rub it around until the chest is shiny like a clean table.
"Dude i totally gave Sally a clean table last night; when it dried she had to scratch the crust off. HAHA!!!
by Incinerator1990 April 28, 2006
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Bacon Table

When you bend someone over and place a box of bacon on their back, and at the same time fuck them in the ass. They are very useful in restaurants when having to cook large quantities of bacon.
Did you see the new waitress? I'd like to use her as my bacon table.
by KingofAlltons June 26, 2010
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taking my talents to southhampton

to ejaculate onto someone's pillow at their hamptons' house. preferably the head of household. spawned from Lebron James' famous quote "taking my talents to south beach".
Larry: James, thanks for having me out here this weekend.
James: make yourself at home. My wife and I are going to the beach, do you want to join us?
Larry: no thanks, I have a few things to unload first.

*the next morning*
James: Oh f*ck, my pillow is stuck to my head!!!
Larry: That's right James, I've been taking my talents to southhampton
by Stepdads September 29, 2010
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