This occurs when one employs a low grade, poorly remunerated hairdresser or barber who, on occasion, cuts the
hair above the ears unevenly. The result is that after a few weeks of growth the
hair bears resemblance to Donald Trump's toupée, i.e. ridiculous.
To tease your subject, questions such as "how is your
Scottish golf course going" can be employed.
This term can be utilised in
two main forms; "trump" and "trumped".
1. "Thats a
fantastic 'trump' young man, where did you get it?"
2. "Unfortunately I have been 'trumped' again."