Hot stroke

When you see someone so absolutely flabbergastingly hot you become incapable of functioning. Alternatively, When you can’t help but stare at someone very attractive.

Taylor Swift is so hot every time I see her I have a Hot stroke

by anonymous August 13, 2023

1% Stroke

When you are jerking off with 1% battery in your phone and you have to make it quick so your phone doesn’t die mid sesh

Jake really needed to jerk off but he had low battery so he did the 1% stroke before his phone died

by CloutMeadows September 13, 2021

Static Stroke

You switch the lights off and on while stroking it, and have a epileptic episode

Me and the wife are going to do the Static Stroke Tonight

by Crusted Semen muncher8=D~~~ February 28, 2024

stroke the magic pickle

A sland term for masturbating for males.

Dude I'm so horny, I think im going to go stroke the magic pickle.

by mackdaddytothe69thpower March 3, 2011

Stroke the Joker

a game played on roadtrips in the car where one or more boys remove their shirts and pretend to masturbate, so that cars around them believe that they are actually masturbating, thus eliciting a humorous reaction

Guy 1: 3 more hours till we get there
Guy 2: Dude we should play Stroke The Joker to pass the time

by papi quando March 10, 2024

Midnight Stroke

When you are sleeping and get woken up by midnight to have sex.

1. Yesterday we did the midnight stroke cus i was so tired after work.

2. Maybe i’ll be up for some midnight stroke after my shift

by Volvopigen April 4, 2023

Hell Stroke

Giving your partner a good stroke while having sex

I gave my girl the Hell Stroke last night.

by Amschel December 13, 2023