Porker Stalker

An individual who has a fettish for those who are morbidally obese, could also refer to a keen lover of bacon.

Did you see Dave dancing with Gemma last night, man he's a porker stalker

by Lawrence Accardi and Amez October 23, 2008

Hate stalking

The idea of following someone on Facebook or Twitter because for what ever reason they annoy you enough for you to care about what they say, even if it's only so you can laugh about it with your friends later.

Mitch - hey why do you have that guy as a friend, he's such an ass hole

Shaniqua - Im hate stalking, I like to keep track of his self centred views, they annoy me so much I cant help but read his self-promotion of a blog no one will ever read.

by Loluis June 21, 2011

Double Stacker

A.) After taking a poop and wiping your anus realizing your not done then taking another shit on your previous shit forming a double stacker.

B.)Purposely made double stackers occur when someone takes a dump then decides not to flush to come back later and dump on it again

Me: Man earlier i was taking a shit and I thought i was done, pulled my pants up then it hit me again
Q: So what did you do? tell me you didn't...
Me: Yep made a double stacker
Q: Thanks for sharing

by tar_heel86 March 14, 2009

cookie monster flip stack

An amount of money equaling a thousand dollars; A grand; A g

Steve won the poker tournament and took home a cookie monster flip stack.

by Elizabeth Hill December 10, 2010

Stalker

Someone who wrote the definition of someone else on urban dictionary. Also someone who loves bacon.

He wrote a definition of that person's name. Must be a Stalker.

by Bacon is inside you March 7, 2013

facebook stalking

The act of creeping on facebook for any of multiple reasons. This could include trying to catch someone in a lie, obsessing over an ex or old friend, being bored late at night, or even literally STALKING. Almost anything one does can be considered facebook stalking while on facebook. The many things you can creep on include pictures, wall-to-walls, videos, information, recent friends, etc. To go even further, one may call this "creepbook stalking"

"Who is that?"
"I'm not sure i came across her album through my brothers cute friends tagged pictures."
"So you're facebook stalking..."
"basically."

by baberuth7417 November 8, 2009

stalkeriffic

the act of watching someone and/or following so much it is quite creepy.

"Would it be totally stalkeriffic if I went down that guys road?"

Guy1-lets follow her
Guy2-no way man, i dont want her to think were stalkeriffic!

by Grill Cheesey April 29, 2006