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thirty secks

In reference to a quickie. Sexual intercourse lasting only 30 seconds due to lack of time.
we didn't have much time, so we just had thirty secks.
thirty secks by chuck_diesel January 21, 2008
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pooter smack 

a smack on the vagina...... used for girls..... best to give a pooter smack when some one isnt expecting it
i just gave you a pooter smack!!!!
pooter smack by redlinekart January 2, 2010

Vodka Smack 

The dirty slap given by a vodka driven russian.
Babushka... Vodka Smack that motherfuckin whore!
Vodka Smack by NinjaaK March 14, 2011

pimpy-smack

Variation: also written as pimpysmack

Usage: Noun
a. An impudent act intended more as humor than hostility, especially an attempt to flame, shame, or slam another person for the comedic enjoyment of the speaker and audience at the expense of the target.

b. A light-hearted yet willfully inconsiderate smart-alec act.

c. A figurative pimp smack or pimpsmack; A dis (disrespect) that's intended to be funny.

d. Acknowledgement of any of the above acts; touché
Ex 1: In online gaming, tea-bagging another player, or an act of "friendly fire" where the victim isn't upset, or is involved in similar light-hearted retaliation. <Teammate 1 "kills" Teammate 2 for his ammo or weapons...> Teammate 2: "You pimpy-smackin' little whore, bring that shit back!"

Ex 2: Embarrassing friends in front of their new romantic interests. ("Oh, look at Johnny's baby picture, he has a hair that pees!")

Ex 3: <Bill, giving a presentation...> Bill: "What we see here is..." Mary interrupts, "...that clearly Bill created this presentation after his 8th beer." Bill: "Pimpy-smack, ouch!"
pimpy-smack by Pimpysmack Paul March 19, 2011

Stinky Smack 

The act of hitting a girl with an erect penis, that has been left for 3 or more days unwashed, either on her face or body.
'Talked to Tracey recently?'
'Yeah, she was being a right bitch so i gave her a stinky smack to put her in her place'
Stinky Smack by CraigJedmonds November 18, 2011

powder smack 

The act of dousing one's hand in powder such as talcum or baby powder and then smacking a bitch ass trick in the mouth.
My bottom bitch came up short on my funds and I had to powder smack the bitch ass hoe!
powder smack by Cleveland Post March 5, 2014