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happy slap

Its a SICK SICK craze, pursued by youngsters. It involves a gang of youths going up to random people in public or in school and physically victimising them when they least expect it. Meanwhile, one of the gang members is busy filming the violence and stupididity with a video phone, for the gang to laugh at. It is horrible and terrifying for the innocent victim;Hilarious for the sad gang.
Happened to me. Walking down the street at 10pm at night quite innocently on the way home from a club with my younger sister and 2 of her friends when a load of people of about our age started on us. The damage caused was dead painful, and it seemed a lot longer than it probably was. Meanwhile, this wanker said "smile for the camera" and filmed us with a video phone
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cunt-slap

The racaus applause your balls make against her cunt when your banging her bare ass as fast as possible.
by LEO March 26, 2003
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muff slap

the act of smacking a vagina in order to inflict painful pleasure. The accepted technique is useful when a girl is on her period, since muff slapping does not involve penetration. Advanced slappers indulge in a pre-slap lick of the fingertips (in order to "get it wet"). Most commonly used on crack whores or slutty broads.
Ryan: Yo, did you fuck that bitch last night?
Evan: Nah she had her period so i got it wet then muff slapped the shit outta her.
Ryan: Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiits!
by get it wet 6 February 17, 2008
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titty slap

When a Woman or girl Either purposley or accidently hits you with their breasts, titties ect..
1. Yo, Dat Bitch titty slapped the hell outa me!

2. You Ima Titty slap his ass!
by Bitch-o-matic May 12, 2006
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boob slap

when a girl uses her boobs to slap you in the face (must be a DD or bigger to work)
"jo's boobs were so big that they made red marks on your face after the boob slap"
by goddambats May 30, 2006
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hoagie slap

The male act of hitting another with one's genetalia, incorporating the penis, or penis and scrotum, in either an act of foreplay or jest.
Girl, he hoagie slapped so hard, I got a mushroom-shaped bruise on my forehead.
by P-Rizzle June 9, 2005
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johnson slap

I johnson slaped that ho
by jizzo_joe December 14, 2005
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