Short in penis, long of himself. An ironic and savage diss used to describe high earning, arrogant stockbrokers and traders who think they are cool and clever because they describe everything in terms of trading positions i.e. long and short. These douchebags are oblivious to the fact that everyone hates them, including colleagues who are forced to pander to them only because they make a lot of money for the company.
Generic Wanker Banker: 'Hey baby, I'm massively long your fine ass.'
Betty: 'Doris I think that guy is trying to chat you up.'
Doris: Yeh I'm choosing to ignore him, he's gross and siploh asf.
Betty: 'Doris I think that guy is trying to chat you up.'
Doris: Yeh I'm choosing to ignore him, he's gross and siploh asf.
by Cheesed1ck September 3, 2021
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by 제이크 December 5, 2021
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by WeWereHighWhenWeCameUpWithThat April 9, 2023
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The rest of mainland India is only connected to Assam properly; if you have to go to any of the other seven sisters, you need to make a stop at Assam.
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2. An annual event (created by World Peace Sign Brand & founder Leo J) held on 4/30 to recognize and celebrate freedom & peace worldwide with music, a 4.3k Walk 4 World Peace and the releasing of the World Peace Sign balloons to let go of negativity, frustration, fear and usher in the spirit of love & unity.
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2. An annual event (created by World Peace Sign Brand & founder Leo J) held on 4/30 to recognize and celebrate freedom & peace worldwide with music, a 4.3k Walk 4 World Peace and the releasing of the World Peace Sign balloons to let go of negativity, frustration, fear and usher in the spirit of love & unity.
Affiliated with the World Peace Sign® and World Peace Sign Brand
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Why is Jack looking so sickly? Is he feeling okay?
Yeah, he's just done the Steve Bannon Sit Up too much.
Yeah, he's just done the Steve Bannon Sit Up too much.
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