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Siploh

Short in penis, long of himself. An ironic and savage diss used to describe high earning, arrogant stockbrokers and traders who think they are cool and clever because they describe everything in terms of trading positions i.e. long and short. These douchebags are oblivious to the fact that everyone hates them, including colleagues who are forced to pander to them only because they make a lot of money for the company.
Generic Wanker Banker: 'Hey baby, I'm massively long your fine ass.'

Betty: 'Doris I think that guy is trying to chat you up.'

Doris: Yeh I'm choosing to ignore him, he's gross and siploh asf.
by Cheesed1ck September 3, 2021
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Sim jaeyun

He was the man who likes to cheer around his friends, he has a charismatic personality in his own way. His lips were the main of his beauty. The one can make people laugh when he was laughing. He loves his grandma and his dog like his own treasure. Even he in a wealthy family, but for me, it's not important. The important thing is I like the way his smile, it's sweet. He doesn't like bug around him, he would take care of his friends like his family and help them in everything. He sometimes too tired to being popularity, but he tried to rise up for his group to be known in this whole world, and yes he had made it to rise up what he wish for his group. Although he was a brilliant students but when he calculate the math, he got confuse , when he laugh , that's mean he imagined about it. He has his own style , maybe people say he like black but for me , he was a rainbow that come after the rainy season. That's him.the one that I will waiting for to meet .
I will meet you, sim jaeyun.
by 제이크 December 5, 2021
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Sien Sien

cuz sien sien is looking so leng today
by hasanan March 28, 2022
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Siamese twins

Two men who share the same month they both last had sex.
Josh: When have you last had sex
Paul: August bro
Josh: Guess what bro
Paul: What
Josh: August was the last month I had sex!
Paul: ayyeee let’s go
Josh: There should be some sort of name for this type of thing
Paul: Yea totally we should call it being siamese twins on dead dogs
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Seven Sisters

Refers to the seven small contiguous states in the Nort East Region of India: Arunachal Pradesh, Assam, Manipur, Meghalaya, Mizoram, Nagaland, and Tripura.
The rest of mainland India is only connected to Assam properly; if you have to go to any of the other seven sisters, you need to make a stop at Assam.
by amsquareb December 18, 2017
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World Peace Sign Day

1. Often referred to as 4/30 or 430®, it is an opportunity for people on April 30th worldwide to unite in the struggle against Hate, Hate Crimes, Bullying, Inner City Violence, Violence against the planet & Violence worldwide.

2. An annual event (created by World Peace Sign Brand & founder Leo J) held on 4/30 to recognize and celebrate freedom & peace worldwide with music, a 4.3k Walk 4 World Peace and the releasing of the World Peace Sign balloons to let go of negativity, frustration, fear and usher in the spirit of love & unity.

Affiliated with the World Peace Sign® and World Peace Sign Brand
There were 10,000 balloons released at the World Peace Sign Day festival.
by Leo-J December 20, 2015
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Steve Bannon Sit Up

Sucking your own dick to the point where you yourself end up looking like a shrivelled prune that's been left out too long.
Why is Jack looking so sickly? Is he feeling okay?

Yeah, he's just done the Steve Bannon Sit Up too much.
by CrazyMoroccan August 12, 2017
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