short bus 

A small shuttle bus used to transport lesser known VIPs not important enouph to merit a limousine service.

On Parliament Hill in Ottawa the lesser known politicians travel around by short bus.

short bus by Bill the Cat April 29, 2008

Short Stack 

The sexual act of achieving an erection, then piercing said erection through multiple layers of pancakes until completely covered. Smothering pancakes in butter and warm syrup is optional, but highly recommended. The partner will then proceed to enjoy the delicious feast WITHOUT THE USE OF SHARP UTENSILS.

"Did Chris go home with that fat girl last night?"

"Yeah, I saw him taking the syrup to his room this morning. Must have been giving her the Short Stack."

Short Stack by swaying panther February 3, 2013

short eyes

prison jargon for porno material

"I'll trade you my P&J for your short eyes."

short eyes by ella enchanted May 11, 2006

short end of the stick 

A small cock

"Wait a minute Jack, I've been in prison for three years. If she's been getting the short end of the stick, maybe she'd like to go a couple of laps around the track with us!"

short end of the stick by brendan June 27, 2004

Short Thimble 

(N.)

The worshipped God of all video games and paraphenalia. Loved by many, considered a pervert by all, he is a boon to our society.

Hey, man, you seen Short Thimble around lately?

Short Thimble by Shorty T. November 14, 2004

short bussing 

The sexual act of drooling all over your partner.

"My girl and I were short bussing something fierce last night. It took 4 Handi-Wipes to clean up."

short bussing by busstop123 February 5, 2010

Short Mouth 

Speaking in short hand

Can't short mouth for can not

Short Mouth by Sola412 March 7, 2015