Shit showdown

When two individuals are taking a shit in stalls next to each other, both are trying to not make a sound while shitting. Eventually one will give up and wipe their shitless ass and leave, the victor will then proceed to release his mud monkeys.

This kid and I had a shit showdown last hour, it went on for 15 minutes and I got an ass cramp.

by Joe.mama September 24, 2019

Zoom Shit

Taking a shit while in a Zoom class or meeting. Mute and video can be either on or off depending on your level of comfort.

“Bro, I took a phat Zoom Shit during my sociology class.”

“Bruh, did you really take a Zoom Shit during our company meeting?”

“My Zoom Shit stank so bad my fish fucking died.”

by heeeeressssani April 6, 2020

no shit, sherlock

Similar to 'thank you captain obvious'.
Something you say to a dumbass who points out a completely obvious thing!

Dumbass: "Hey, your head is on fire!"
Smartass: "Yeah, no shit, sherlock!"

by Daniel Hough April 12, 2004

fuck this shit

what one may say when frustrated or annoyed to the point that one gives up or no longer wants to complete the task at hand. Usually results in the task not being complteted.

Man: Please find a word that rhymes with 'orange'.

Other Man *after an hour of looking*: Man fuck this shit.

by Laurie *is hot* April 9, 2005

Shit-Screwed

A word used to describe any situation that is indescribably fucked up. When used out of these dire situations, it is acceptable for the surrounding people to laugh and throw excrement. Whether "shit-screwed" is appropriate in a give situation is completely up to the present audience, and thusly should be used with caution.

Thing 1: Dick Cheney just loaded up my face with bird shot!
Thing 2: Ahhh, thats sucks dude. You got royally shit-screwed.

Thing 1: Don't I know it. That criminal fucking raped everything above my penis with his 12-guage.

by Mac____Crazy August 9, 2010

shit kink

A problem.

Joe developed a shit kink over the last year.

by DeathIsOk. January 9, 2018

Wait, shit

Something someone would say after realizing what they just said or did was idiotic or bad.

"Dude, my dick is so big that if I laid it out on a keyboard, it would go from A to Z.

Wait, shit."

by Unconcious July 28, 2009