Poon Pocket

i vaginal pocket that conveniently stores sexual materials such as condoms, lube, vibrators and at times, one's cell phone. The poon pocket is most commonly found on loose hos

"After resorting to the bushes outside the club for some crazy club sex, Shanikwa remembered she needed protection which she acquired from her purse-sized poon pocket"

by CockBlocker September 18, 2004

Poonsay

A portmanteau of ‘poon tang’ or ‘poon’ and ‘pussy,’ and a variation of ‘poosay’ that is a silly twist on the slang ‘pussy’ that refers to a vagina.

I gotta take a shower; I can smell that sweet, sweet poonsay: my coochie.

by zealasquigs May 29, 2023

Poohs Clown

to apply clown make-up to one's face with faeces

Harold makes a good poohs clown

by Poohs Clown August 3, 2007

poohs clown

The art of applying clown make-up using ones faeces

"He makes a good poohs clown, dont ya think?"

by envenom August 4, 2007

poon vulturing

the act of older males preying on a young female for some poontang

As soon they walked into the party, they scoped out all the younger girls and began to circle, the poon vulturing had begun.

by Dodie Nooo March 3, 2008

Poon Snatched

To have your poon forcibly taken away

Justin: Hey guess what happened at my homecoming?

Phil: What?

Justin: I got poon snatched

by The Poonsnatched March 4, 2009

Poon Skankies

Sex with an extremely attractive girl.

Guy 1: Oh shit my hoe is callin me.

Guy 2: Geez i wish i had a hot girlfriend like you. (Sigh)

Guy 1: See ya later ima go get me some poon skankies.

Dude: Dude i needa get me some poon skankies.

Guy: Check out that MILF in the corner.

Dude: DUUUUUUUUDE

by poonskankies July 21, 2010