Definitions by envenom

Cross-country skiing 

The act of a female positioned between two male companions, a phallus clutched within each extremity, animatedly yanking, one hand up, and inversely the other hand thrusting down, so as to appear to be cross-country skiing.

Last night I walked in on Sarah cross-country skiing Matt and John. They were both smirking at me brashly.

Cross-country skiing by envenom July 2, 2019

frustrangry 

When simultaneously feeling both frustrated and angry; the feeling of anger brought about due to frustration.

When Sarah doesn't reply to my messages I get so frustrangry I wanna punch holes in walls.

frustrangry by envenom June 2, 2018

LOLDIOT 

A LOLDIOT is one of those people you come across when no matter how much explanation you put forth, they remain clueless to the point of amusing.

Person 1: "You still dont get it? After all that?!"

Person 2: "No."

Person 1: "LOLDIOT."

LOLDIOT by envenom November 13, 2011

Rape Sandwhich 

The act of being raped with a subway sandwhich; or any type of sandwhich rolled up into a tube-like shape

Julia totally got a rape sandwhich, which left her disappointed, she was looking forward to eating it

Rape Sandwhich by envenom November 2, 2008

poohs clown 

The art of applying clown make-up using ones faeces

"He makes a good poohs clown, dont ya think?"

poohs clown by envenom August 4, 2007