splitting my peas

a saying used when someone is very annoyed or in other words “triggered”

shaniac is really splitting my peas at this moment with his shenanigans

by fizzabelle January 3, 2018

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Your descendants peasants

A comeback so bad that it can erase any being from existence with a single use. It is primarily used by North Korea as their trump card (get it?).

Matt: your mom gay
Joe: your granny tranny
Matt: your ancestors incestors
Joe: 'your descendants peasants'

*Matt slowly starts dying due to external and internal damage and his soul is taken to the depths of the Underworld where Hades assigns a special punishment whereby his soul will be razed by the Three Furies for eternity.*

by Ladies Dildoman May 20, 2018

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Yesn't Peasant

The ultimate strategy to put peasants back in their place. The culmination and finalized, more refined version of the comeback "no u".

Bob: UR MUM GAE, LOL
Dylan: no u
Bob: yesn't I'nt
Jeff: yesn't thou
Dylan: YESN'T PEASANT

Almost immediately, Jeff and Bob have their lives flash before their eyes, and within an instant of lacerations appearing and corroding skin, wail in terror realizing their mistake before being silenced.

by getwiththetimes July 6, 2019

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Black Eyed Peas

oh yes, black eyed peas, formerly known as The Black Eyed Peas. The current members are Will.i.am, Apl.de.Ap and Taboo; and one of the former members is Fergie, which took the "The" with her when she Fergied (i.e. Zayned) and left the group with "BEP"

This group is amazing, their songs are amazing
that's all I have to say luvs

person 1: have you heard The Time by Black Eyed Peas?
person 2: Yesss, its legit my favourite group

by marielsitaa June 30, 2020

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