hand bisexual

When one can use their left hand and right hand with equal or near ability. In other words your hands go both ways. AKA "ambidextrous"

I sprained my right thumb, luckily I'm Hand Bisexual and can still write, draw and throw.

by AwkwardLoser January 20, 2014

sticky hand

when your hand is sticky

I have a sticky hand

by Kentrowl November 4, 2019

Heap-Hands

when you're inhebriated and hold your hands in front of you, so it looks their resting on a heap of something.

'look at that twat with the heap-hands!'

by PicklesLSE February 13, 2009

dicks for hands

Metaphorical (and/or literal) penises in place of hands.

(watching football) That's his third drop today! That dude has dicks for hands!

by Boone Jensen January 13, 2018

Hip Hands

The ridiculous and jarring photo pose girls make with their hands on their hips and arching their backs to the side.

That photo of you is great! You are totally rocking the hip hands.

by snarftits May 11, 2016

ape hands

hands that are the size of an apes

How would you describe Jim, he has ape hands.

by ajhe99 June 9, 2008

Jeez hands

The arms-extended-upwards palms-facing-out and swaying side-to-side or hopping up-and-down dance done by fervent Christians while in church. Usually seen in more fundamentalist/evangelical churches and "Songs4Worship" commercials. The religious version of jazz hands

What's with that Jeez hands dance they're doing?

That's why Baptists don;t have sex standing up. It leads to dancing.

by Dr. Badwrench December 15, 2008