Toaster Nose

A person with nostrils so big you can cook poptarts in them.

Boy: Hey do you know Rami Barakat?

Girl: Yeah he has such a toaster nose! I want cinnamon poptarts every time I see him.

by odlawansierehw September 13, 2014

Texas Nose Flute

A parapdilliac sexual act in which a partner places their nose into a person's vaginal introitus to which they then blow their nose into the canal.

Her glistening vulva trembled in anticipation of his throbbing nostrils which ripe for a Texas Nose Flute.

by browndoctor May 14, 2015

Fat Nose Jay

This is a name to call anyone that has a fat, plushy nose.

Amanda: Stop talking to me Jalen.

Jalen: Stfu fat ass.

Amanda: Bitch you stfu Fat Nose Jay.

by Am Papi November 8, 2016

big noise

British, informal, noun
a powerful or important person : big shot

You just got a hole in one, what are you, some kind of big noise!

She's a big noise in local politics.

by Murrkin February 3, 2017

lad noises

Lad noises are loud and obnoxious noises formed by younger males to express a range of emotions and act as a form of unison.

Example of lad noises:
1. Bro did you see the jugs on her mate? Fucking massive dude "OYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

2. I fucking failed this test mate, fuck Miss and fuck school! "OYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
3. Yo I passed "OYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

by Comrad1214 May 8, 2017

Spicy nose

When you're drinking a fizzy drink and you burp out your nose

Jeff : lets crack open a cold one
Geoff : yeah mate
Jeffery : I gotta burp - oh no I got spicy nose ah

by Decentbritish June 13, 2017

Common Nonsense

Common nonsense is every member of society's basic ability to perceive, understand, and judge things in a nonsensical way that is shared by, thus common to, nearly everyone and can reasonably be expected of nearly all people without need for debate.

Because "aspartame," the chemical used to sweeten most chewing gums, is made from laboratory-created bacteria shit, chewing gum, as popular as it is, and as cool as some younger people think it is, is a manifestation and an infestation of common nonsense in the nation.

by but for October 21, 2017