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Need

when you walk into a place and everyone starts staring at you, well in that case the need level is high.
-walks into a bar and everybody is staring- "the need in this place is high af"
-a person looks at you, you look back at her and ask- "need?"
by Theycallmeelia February 15, 2018
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An emergency distress signal generated in the chaotic depths of internet slang. Originating from the keyboard smash tradition, "lskdjf" is a primal expression of frustration or panic, while "OKNHSDF" stands for "Oh Knock-kneed Nifflers Halt Snacking, Dumbledore's Flamingo!" - a whimsical plea for magical intervention. When desperation peaks, "NEED HELP SEND HELP NOW" is the ultimate cry for assistance, conveying a sense of urgency that transcends language barriers. Often used humorously, this acronym symbolizes the digital SOS of the internet age, where memes and mayhem collide.
"Accidentally deleted my term paper, and now it's just a document full of 'lskdjfOKNHSDF NEED HELP SEND HELP NOW.' Hoping some tech-savvy wizard can rescue my GPA before it vanishes into the abyss of academic oblivion."
by IHateBims1237 November 23, 2023
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Need for Speed Carbon

A game where you race crew members on the canyons surrounding the city.
Wanna play some Need For Speed Carbon? It’s such a good game.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 24, 2018
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ima need to get that check

a term used by the brault guy when he pulls up to kustomwerx autobody in that van and has that flip phone and needs to get the check for paint supplies and materials
"hey there partner how ya doing, ima need to get that check, you got that check?
by getthatcheck1 May 17, 2014
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I Need You To Proces The Art Of Giving Gifts And Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop
I Need You To Proces The Art Of Giving Gifts And Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop
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wats the need

an expression of extreme distress - can be varied according to the situation, ie, 'the need pls?'
'that fit bloke is married'
'wat is the neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed'

'your mom is battered'
'wat is the need for such abuse?'

' my train was late, a dog urinated on my shoes and my bag was nicked - there really is no need.' (an example of a slight variation - for use only once the original expression has been mastered.)
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by 456AtabavA343 June 6, 2025
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