Nerds United

Term in High School when two nerds go out. Everyone is saying 'their sooooo cute', but are really looking at a seasoned Warhammer player with Dungeon Tan and a quiet girl with a backpack almost as high as her voice.

Two friends looking at nerds holding hands:

Girl says: awwwww soo cute, they make a great couple

Boy: Yeah, NERDS UNITED!!!!!!!!

by wannabekilla December 12, 2010

Nerd Wood

Getting overly excited over anything technology related, that normal people wouldn't even understand.

I just got raging Nerd Wood... my internet got upgraded and i'm getting 60Mbps Down and 5Mbps Up!

by roopedog September 26, 2011

nerd spurs

A condition whereby a person keeps a large number of keys in their pocket that jingle loudly when they walk making the same sound as cowboy spurs. Also works for janitors or people that wear keyrings attached to their belts.

You could always tell the IT manager was coming from the sound of his nerd spurs.

by PythonIA May 16, 2009

Nerd Surfing

Nerd Surfing is when someone (not necessarily a nerd) is surfing the internet, opening numerous, (generally informative) web pages. This includes sites such as Wikipedia. The essence behind nerd surfing is when the person sees a link(s) on one page, he/she opens the link 'in a new tab' or 'in a new window' and repeatedly does so until a chain of informative web pages are open all at once. This can often lead to a bizarre number of tabs being open, and can often create somewhat of a snowball effect.

Nerd Surfing is NOT when someone imitates surfing over a pile of upset nerds.

A - "What's that guy doing?"
B - "Oh, he's just nerd surfing the ScienceDaily.com"
A - "Dude...he has SO many tabs open!"
B - "I know right! That's some proper nerd surfing!"

by Dougsta001 September 16, 2010

cat nerd

Basically someone who is an expert at everything you need to know about cats

Kevin thought his sister Victoria was a cat nerd bc he was being a retard

by Einsteins half brother August 23, 2019

nerd down

Exclaimed when defeating a noob player (typically in an online game)

Brandon kept on hollering "nerd down" every time he gunned down a noob.

by Zborowski September 3, 2015

nerd drunk

the feeling of being high or drunk because of solving math problems / studying on physics or chemistry (not necessarily successfully). No substances involved.

Wow man.. yesterday i was doing math problems all day and later i became nerd drunk

by wotnow August 6, 2011