Molontro

A molontro is where your ball sac is longer then your dick.

Hey man, that dude has a molontro!

by asdf October 14, 2004

moon boom

a particularly loud and obnoxious fart

after eating a can of beans and 3 burritos, i let off a moon boom

by G.PoPs January 5, 2010

moon hockey

A sport developed and posted on the internet so that you can win a bet with your girlfriend.

Girlfriend - "There are five types of hockey"
Me - "There are way more than that"
Girlfriend - "Oh yeah, like what?"
Me - "Um . . . Moon Hockey"

by Foopod November 6, 2010

Mohonian syndrome

Generally fishy people are born with this syndrome - which (fortunately) has no cure.

A person who has an abnormal addiction to fishes and even goes so far as to paint them on their nails

Are mainly located near harbours, the sea, rural fishy places and even in their aquariums.

You might tease them by calling them 'fish-face'

Random person: oh so you eat fish some times?
fishy person: ... hmm yeh at time (like a BAWS). There's even a fish on my fb-cover. I can't help it .. it's all the Mohonian Syndrome causing it.
random person: wow.. fish is beneficial. (mind blowing)

by thePEARL.347 March 6, 2012

Moonacy

An act of craziness committed during the time of the full moon.

Blame it on the full moon....Moonacy caused her to drive her car into the lake!

by dancinginthegrass March 18, 2013

moon tweeting

The act of being humorous, by blathering incoherent trivial thoughts with a smartphone (specifically Twitter), with the intentions of trying to sound intelligent and insightful. Constant meaningless tweeting with no relevance to anything or anyone.

Wow, he has been moon tweeting all day.

Tweet: "So you weren't kidding about there being a sidewalk in between those houses behind the softball field. #TheMoreYouKnow #Tonyhawk"

Everyone's thought after reading: "What? LOL. Standard MoonTweet."

by MoonPie November 1, 2013

moon goo

Another word for semen or ejaculate.

"After finishing the deed last night with Christina, she dismounted off my unit and leaked moon goo all over my freshly washed linens!"

by Bizzy7 December 6, 2015