Mississippi Saddle

When a women sits her beautiful saddle (hoohah, vagina, cooter, pussy) on your mustache.

McKayla strapped up on the Mississippi saddle and went for a ride that ended in squirt everywhere.

Mississippi Saddle by Pediatric Synopsis February 5, 2026

mississippi crown

The act of releasing a juicy deuce on someone's dome-piece

Chad: "Dude, I gave Stacy the worst mississippi crown last night!"

Eric: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

mississippi crown by bigdicktinyballs February 23, 2026

Mississippi Water Valve

The act of twisting a persons penis until they either pee or start bleeding

"Yeah my girlfriend and I tried the Mississippi water valve last night! I almost couldn't make it!"

Mississippi Water Valve by drawlnutter30201 March 13, 2026

Mississippi Mudcat

A man fucks his cousin in the ass, then keeps pumping after he cums. Then he pulls out before going limp and plunges it into her pussy.

Bobby Joe knocked up Ellie May after giving her a Mississippi Mudcat on her uncle brother's bed.

Mississippi Mudcat by Dark Sirrus March 21, 2026

Mississippi cheesesteak

It’s when you take some smegma and smear it between your wife’s asscheeks after she takes a shit and didn’t wipe

Man I gave my wife the smelliest Mississippi cheesesteak last night and now my dick burns!

Mississippi cheesesteak by CraigSharts March 27, 2026

Thank God for Mississippi 

Mississippi is stereotyped as being at the top of bad categories (crime), and at the bottom of good categories (education). "Thank God for Mississippi" is often used in relief, because statistically speaking, Mississippi will be worse off than your state.

When he got the new rankings of primary education by state, the state superintendent of education exclaimed "Thank God for Mississippi" in relief.

Thank God for Mississippi by koalaroo May 26, 2008

one-mississippi 

Often the phrase used to count out a full second.

"On the count of three, okay?"
"Okay! One-Mississippi...two Mississippi...three-Mississippi...go!"

one-mississippi by eeadl November 23, 2013