lonely fatty

a lonely fatty, is some one who, in the school yard playground, has no friends, and eat waaay too much, also they listen to music that will burrrrrrrrrrn your eyes, such as, chris brown, and britney spears. they also can't get friends, girlfriends/boyfriends and are very unhygienic and have greasy hair.. they usually work at a fast food chain outlet, but spend most of their time there, in the storage closet, piggin' out on shakes and cheeseburgers.

liam:haha, that kid has no friends...
tom:yeah, he's a lonely fatty
liam:duhh, i saw him trying to tounge a cheeseburger the other day after gym class..

by fuckyewwww August 24, 2008

local

ellie grimsley

“ellie is such a local”

by mala February 20, 2019

The Lonely Hobo

The act of masturbation by taking a huge diarrhea dump, then wiping and chokin it with whatever is on the toilet paper. Most commonly done by lonely, homeless people, who have no lotion so it's hard for them to lube up.

Frank: Dude I'm bored
John: Well then do The Lonely Hobo
Frank: No way man I ate Jalepenos yesterday
John: Suck it up, it'll be tingley like KY

by A lonely guy July 2, 2011

Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome

Psychological despair after passing up an opportunity that would have yielded positive effects because it seemed unsafe. The term is named for Pete Best, the original drummer for the Beatles who dropped out of the band because he believed the band wasn't going to make it. The term also creatively uses the name of the Beatles' hit song, "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band". The term gets it's origins from a play named "Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome".

When she started seeing someone else, he had a bad case of Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome because he didn't ask her out first.

by Palomon December 30, 2007

Lomeli

A significant other who inappropriately comments on weight and appearance.

"You need to watch what you eat, or you'll blow up like your mother."
"Don't you Lomeli me!"

by The Conference Room July 28, 2013

Locally Hated

An australian anti bikey gang based in Queensland, New-south whales and victoria with links in other states.

Mainly a prison gang with more then 70% of members incarcerated for charges like murder, and other serious offenses

Theres too many Locally Hated at maryborough keep your head low there.

by Red and Blue mc March 29, 2021

The Lonely Island

A group of comedians whose originality/novelty does little to make up for their lack of comedic skill. Often falling back on shock humor and swearing because their comedy lacks substance, the trio has managed to acquire an online following seemingly more focused on getting in on the latest craze than finding intelligent, well-written comedy. Using this online following, The lonely Island began writing for an already poorly written SNL. Essentially kicking it while it was down, The Lonely Island has managed to make SNL even worse by using their already-stale comedic (if I dare say that) style. Spreading like a virus over the internet, The Lonely Island threatens replace quality comedy with little more than novelty and one-time-laughs (at best). Andy Samberg (Hot Rod) is by far the worst of the three.

Why do people watch that "The Lonely Island" shit?

I don't know I guess because everyone else does.

by just 1 guy having a good time July 17, 2009