Slimy Kitten Whisker

A pussy covered in jizz.

Stew said,"I tried to pull out near the end, but I didn't do it fast enough and i gave her slimy kitten whiskers"

by Phillip "Jizzard" Smith February 19, 2011

Killing Kittens

Slang for "The slaying of innocent people."

?George Bush is killing kittens in Iraq while ignoring North Korea."

by Brainiac January 7, 2005

Kitten Juggling

To be very high after having consumed a vast quantity of illegal controlled substances.

Susan and Tarquin are both totally mashed off their monkey bonces!! Are they juggling kittens again??

by Rod Hull June 12, 2003

kittengirl444

someone who use the word slag too much

god stop with the kittengirl444

by Ihatekittengirl December 12, 2003

Shit Kittens

To be so cute that even one's excrement is as adorable as a young feline.

Did you see that girl playing beach volley ball? She was so cute she'd shit kittens.

by RodgerDogger May 5, 2010

sandy kittens

when a blonde girl's carpet matches her drapes.

daaaamn! he was like totally pullin' on my sandy kittens!!

by ratchetjaw June 11, 2006

Kitten

hidious disgusting creatures that piss everywhere.

Kittens are freaking disqusting as crap dude.

by Desi Desi Desi July 21, 2008