Jonathon

A crazy boy who takes too many baths and listens to his music really loud. He isn't the most attractive of his kind but there will always be one person who loves him for who he is.

"You had another bath last night. You're tuning into a Jonathon!"

"Turn that music down Jonathon!"

by youdontknowmelol99 December 22, 2012

jonas brothers

Bunch of queers that play shitty crap on a stage probably built by slaves
They worship satan and shitted on the holy Bible, Torah, and Quaran
They are part of the KKK and also like to rape young little girls
They are probably gonna die from testicular explosion
Don't listen to their crap cuz if you do, God will know and he won't be happy

Dad: Holyshit, Jonas Brothers, quick Stan call 911
Stan: Here, listen to some Black Sabath
Dad: ahh so much better
Stan: Should I burn the radio dad
Dad: YES, go do that, and tommorow we're gonna sue the station

by notanoob7778 June 30, 2009

jonased

to be graced by the jonas brothers <3

last night, allison and me were jonased at their concert at atlantic city <3333

by Michellelovesthejb March 22, 2008

The Jonas Brothers

A disney pop group consisting of a trio of brothers. Known for their chirpy and pithy lyrics and fun, wholesome, christian attitutes-also for their gay rights activism and their 'kitten killing, rainbow hating music raping' foundation dedicated to brainwashing young stupid girls into likeing their gay asinine music.

Girl 1: 'Hay lets go to the Jonas brothers concert!'
Girl 2: 'Are your parents brother and sister?'
Girl 1'Yes, yes they are'

by Justine Beatle lover August 19, 2009

Jonathan Paula

Born in February 1986, Jonathan Paula is a professional YouTuber and creator of the hit web series, "Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This?". In April 2006 he founded Jogwheel Productions, a new media production company that specializes in web video. Jon graduated from Emerson College in 2008 with a degree in Television Production / Radio Broadcasting. He currently lives in Rockingham, NH with his wife Rebecca.

I went to VidCon last year, and got an autograph from those microwave guys... including Jonathan Paula.

by viper mood December 30, 2011

Joe Jonas

a member of the best band ever- Jonas Brothers

very manly, beautiful, funny, plays the tambourine
brother of Kevin, Frankie and Nick Jonas

a.k.a. Joseph
a.k.a. DJ DANGAAA
a.k.a. Joe Dirt
a.k.a. Superman

Joe Jonas is awesome.

by OhxxSnap August 24, 2007

Jonah

A large Aussie bogan who is responsible for everything.
"When in doubt, blame Jonah."

Guy 1, "I think I left my phone at school,"
Guy 2, "I would blame Jonah."

by Skipper the Dipper November 16, 2016