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Yet another insulting term for Jews (or anyone for that matter). Usually applied to the situation in which you are denied something and you end up getting pissed off.
"Hey man, do you think I could borrow a few condoms from you? I'm out."


"Heeellll no man!! I need them bitchez tonight!"

".....Fuckin Jewfish."
Jewfish by Dr. Rufus March 1, 2009
Nice, funny, definitely got a fat ass,she can treat you how you need to be treated, and freaky in the sheets😣😣😍😍
Jenisha is m type of women..
Jenisha by Jaden Perposa December 10, 2017

JewishPhones 

The Hottest Person In Cuckland and oonce's hot catboy boyfriend
Big Guy: mensam i wish "JewishPhones" were here so he could show me his fat cock
Mensam_Policem: I Play TF2 and Kill Black People
JewishPhones by JewishPhones November 12, 2020
calling someone a jew but in a nice way, just fun to say w/ an italian accent.
Oh look, its a homosexual jewishe!
jewishe by coolestpersonEVER August 6, 2007

Jewishmish

a stupid made-up holiday that people who claim to be "half Jewish" talk about, combining aspects of Christmas and Chanukah.

to set the record straight, it's IMPOSSIBLE to be half jewish. If your mother is Jewish, then you are Jewish, no questions asked. if your father is Jewish and your mother is not, you're not "half jewish."

And don't bust my balls over this defintion, because that info is straight from my Rabbi's mouth.
No, I'm not celebrating Jewishmish, because like a Jewish Christian, it is not real.
Jewishmish by beak March 13, 2004

Jewishmish

As has already been said, this holiday is completely fictitious. there is no such thing, because Jewish/Christians, like Messianic Jews, really don't exist, and for a much simpler reason than heritage: you either beleive in Christ, or you don't. sorta hard to halfway that one.
If you believe Jesus is your savior, you are not half-Jewish, you are all-Christian. maybe non-denominational, but still CHristian. also, having a Jewish relative other than your mother does not make you Jewish.
Jewishmish by Shwaggy May 27, 2004